Jacob

lets roll oll

[Jacob @atJacobM]

Spent the last 3 hours watching a tiktok live of a butterfly about to hatch from a cocoon

[Jacob @atJacobM]

Please don’t ask me to hangout this week, I will be learning the lyrics to Get Busy by Sean Paul and I need complete focus

[Jacob @atJacobM]

I need AI to tell me where peanut butter is currently on sale.. until then I don’t care

[Jacob @atJacobM]

Been edging a sneeze all day

[Jacob @atJacobM]

Yo shit he Dinosaur

[Jacob @atJacobM]

Weddings should also have a worst man

[Jacob @atJacobM]

I can sing the entire Hotel California guitar solo

[Jacob @atJacobM]

@ChevyOakes Saving time and money, smart man

[Jacob @atJacobM]

How long is 1 hour in metric time?

[Jacob @atJacobM]

If you’re under 5’10 you’re not allowed to have a mustache
Sorry I don’t make the rules

[Jacob @atJacobM]

Adjectives… Out

[Jacob @atJacobM]

Might fuck around and send my compliments to the chef

[Jacob @atJacobM]

The best part of waking up really is Folgers in your cup

[Jacob @atJacobM]

I’m at a point in my life

[Jacob @atJacobM]

Investing in BillaBong before it sky rockets

[Jacob @atJacobM]

Been getting in to wind chimes lately

[Jacob @atJacobM]

@emmaculate4u This is big!

[Jacob @atJacobM]

Just giving you all a heads up… I’m shaving my head April 1st

[Jacob @atJacobM]

Ya like foreign cars, I like Polynesian sauce… we two different people

[Jacob @atJacobM]

Spicy orange juice please