peter spliffin

[peter spliffin @at_sholto]

post nut enlightenment call that a stroke of brilliance

[hannah @crankhart]

Hegel says to always stay true to yourself and to have fun

[peter spliffin @at_sholto]

@NinoSangani Been a real treat finding your page, cutting through the noise and nonsense that you get on twitter. Sensible analysis and I agree, he’s a decent midtable club player (perfect for Chelsea) but doesn’t raise the level in any metric, plus the fans would riot, especially at 70/80mil

[peter spliffin @at_sholto]

@NorthernIion_LP technical term is gruntshots

[peter spliffin @at_sholto]

@Spotcloud1 @Ro_Cozz earnestly recommending geese to a functionally retarded senior citizen is hilarious man, i’m sure she’ll warm to them after the first listen of getting killed

[peter spliffin @at_sholto]

@ripsquadfan Thank You Loser Restard

[peter spliffin @at_sholto]

2 beers deep slicing cheese thin as fuck on a mandolin

[peter spliffin @at_sholto]

creating a family groupchat to ask who ate all my pickled ginger

[peter spliffin @at_sholto]

@spedghetti #darkwoke

[peter spliffin @at_sholto]

@jcubhilton hey man just think you should know that you and everyone in the replies commiserating with you are mindless retards who, in a ideal world, would be ground up into dog food.

[peter spliffin @at_sholto]

@Oilfield_Rando you miserable racist faggots are so pathetic it’s actually unfathomable how much better the world would be without you

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

@hotty_antifa Why go to a fine restaurant when you can just stick something in the microwave? Why go to the park and fly a kite, when you can just pop a pill?

[peter spliffin @at_sholto]

@spedghetti rare image from a forgotten (3 years ago)

[peter spliffin @at_sholto]

hubris shmubris zeus can suck my dick

ⓘ Readers might want to know that this user has just been smote

[peter spliffin @at_sholto]

happy early mother's day to the goat

[peter spliffin @at_sholto]

@spedghetti 🔥🔥🔥

[peter spliffin @at_sholto]

time to play my favourite game: childhood memory or fever dream!

[peter spliffin @at_sholto]

sometimes i get too high and my brain starts flashing images like this across my vision

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Weedcels be like holup I need to make myself really tired and scared and antisocial before we go

[peter spliffin @at_sholto]

shouting "trigger warning" before i pull it so no one gets scared

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@spedghetti being attuned to the sexuality of food is way gayer than any food could ever be