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[Tiempo De Tenis @Tiempodetenis1]

😳🚬 ​"SE HUELE LA MARIHUANA... ESTO SE ESTÁ CONVIRTIENDO EN UN ZOOLÓGICO".

​Durísimas declaraciones de Adrian Mannarino contra la organización del US Open tras quedar eliminado:

​🗣 "Ahora la gente tiene permitido moverse durante los puntos. Antes nadie podía entrar a la pista fuera de los cambios de lado".

​🗣 "Ahora entran de cualquier manera, se mueven, hablan... El torneo lo permite y no sé si sea la mejor idea para el tenis".

​🗣 "Se huele la marihuana en la pista, hay ruido por todos lados, esto se está convirtiendo en un zoológico. Son condiciones realmente particulares para jugar".

[David Vance @DavidVance]

Identify her. All benefits for disability should be recovered.

[Premier League @premierleague]

These August goals 🤩

Voting for Guinness Goal of the Month is now open ⚽️ https://t.co/Drwayo2Sra

[مستر @5_8fm]

فتاة كولومبية تحب الرسم وكانت تتمنى ان يكون معها صندوق ادوات رسم متكاملة

وفي عيد ميلادها قررت اختها الكبيره تحقيق امنيتها وقامت بشراءه لها كهدية واثناء الاحتفال بعيد ميلادها تفاجئت بهدية كانت تتمناها طوال حياتها وتجمدت للحظات ولم تستوعب ما رأته

لانها لم تكن تتوقع ابدا الحصول عليها بسبب تكلفتها العاليه

[Terry Schilling 🇺🇸 @Schilling1776]

Every dad, every man should read Patrick Clancy’s 911 call transcript.

Dawson was his first son. The first son to a father is an incredible bond that only God can accurately explain.

My gut is wrenching and I cannot stop thinking about it.

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: My wife tried to commit suicide.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Stay awake. How old is she?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: 31–33.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Is she awake?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Yes.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Is she breathing?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Yeah. Lindsay, what did you do to your neck? She’s talking.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: When did this happen?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Last half hour.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: How far did she fall?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: 20 feet.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Is she responding normally?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: A little bit. Wake up!
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: What part of the body was injured?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Her neck. She’s breathing. Lindsay, look at me. Look at me.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Are there weapons?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: I don’t see any. Where are the kids?
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Do not move her.
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Open your eyes. Lindsay, look at me. Open your eyes. Say my name.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: I’m going to tell you how to stop the bleeding.
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: It’s not really bleeding… open wounds. She’s in the backyard.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Is there something on her neck? Can you put pressure on it?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: No. Lindsay, wake up. They’re coming. Look at me.
𝗦𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘀. First responders arrive.
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: I need you to stay with her. I have to go check on my kids.
𝗜𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 / 𝗯𝗮𝘀𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁
𝗙𝗼𝗼𝘁𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗽𝘀.
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Guys? Guys?
Cora? Cora?
Dawson?
Oh no. Oh no!
Wake up!
Then screaming and gasping for an extended stretch.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: What’s going on? Hello?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Basement! Basement! Oh my God! I need help in the basement right now.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Hello? Hello?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Dawson! My buddy! My little boy! My buddy!
AHHHHH, SHE KILLED THE KIDS!!! Oh my God!

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Draw for the Romanian Cup

[Facts matter @1800factsmatter]

This Bird has more morals and motherly instinct than Lindsay Clancy.

[Nick Bateman @nickbateman33]

The odds of capturing this on video were probably 1 in 850 quindecillion

There has never been a quadruple meg before in human history and there will never be another

[JBT @UtdJBT]

If I had 34 Rolls Royce and my friend had 50 Vauxhalls does that mean we’re on the same level?

[Mel Gibson @MelGibson_1th]

🚨 Lindsay Clancy brutally strangled her three children to death.

I never thought I’d see the day hundreds of women would bring their own children to rally for the release of a woman who killed hers.

Honestly, I don’t know where we go from here.

This is horrifying to witness.

[Shubham2.0 @bhav_paaji]

Influencers like these need our follow but people are more interested in glamour sadly

[Robert R. Roman @pois_ze_seu_ze]

Homem é tão solidário, mas tão solidário, que arrisca a própria vida só para ajudar um desconhecido em risco… 👏

[Gian del 56% 🇦🇷🇺🇸🍊 @Gianferreyra_]

El nuevo trend de las brujas desquiciadas es grabarse simulando que “LASTIMAN” a sus hijos bebés por la “ANSIEDAD POSTPARTO”

El feminismo les arruinó el cerebro

[Danny Singer @michiganboy310]

This was one of the cringiest things I’ve ever seen live. The US Open used to be an actual tennis tournament

[Anthony Pompliano 🌪 @APompliano]

This is incredible footage.

A police officer arrives at a burning house, kicks open the door, and rescues a mother and her children.

You can see the moment he mentally decides to risk his life right before he runs into the fire.

Heroes walk among us.

[Jimmy AFC 🌶️ @jimmytozer]

Some people were claiming that Spurs could finish 2nd this season. I didn't realise they meant every game.

[Trinity @Trinityter77]

The truth is, I had mixed feelings about the Enzo Fernández transfer, and I honestly think that applies to most Chelsea fans.

Deep down, most of us wanted him to stay, but we had to force ourselves to accept that maybe it was time for him to move on.

He came to Chelsea, fought for the badge, gave his all, and created plenty of memories along the way. 💙

Whatever happened, we can’t erase the good moments.

Thank you for the memories, Enzo Fernández. 💙

[CFC Wasi @CFCWasi]

Caicedo vs. Enzo Fernández when Chelsea play Manchester City:

[Mod @CFCMods]

Got rid of Enzo Fernandez, Delap, Robert Sanchez, Garnacho, Tosin and Badiashile.

Brought in Xabi Alonso, Emiliano Martinez, Morgan Rogers, Camara and experienced players.

Made a record profit in sales. This is a 10/10 window.

[CFC Wasi @CFCWasi]

So, Enzo Fernández is finally leaving Chelsea for Manchester City. Wish him all the best.. no hard feelings. Many have come before him and many have left. At the end of the day, the club is always bigger than the player. 💙