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[Trinity @Trinityter77]

The truth is, I had mixed feelings about the Enzo Fernández transfer, and I honestly think that applies to most Chelsea fans.

Deep down, most of us wanted him to stay, but we had to force ourselves to accept that maybe it was time for him to move on.

He came to Chelsea, fought for the badge, gave his all, and created plenty of memories along the way. 💙

Whatever happened, we can’t erase the good moments.

Thank you for the memories, Enzo Fernández. 💙

[CFC Wasi @CFCWasi]

Caicedo vs. Enzo Fernández when Chelsea play Manchester City:

[Mod @CFCMods]

Got rid of Enzo Fernandez, Delap, Robert Sanchez, Garnacho, Tosin and Badiashile.

Brought in Xabi Alonso, Emiliano Martinez, Morgan Rogers, Camara and experienced players.

Made a record profit in sales. This is a 10/10 window.

[CFC Wasi @CFCWasi]

So, Enzo Fernández is finally leaving Chelsea for Manchester City. Wish him all the best.. no hard feelings. Many have come before him and many have left. At the end of the day, the club is always bigger than the player. 💙

[Chelsea Fan Accountability @CFCAccountable]

In honour of the anniversary of Chelsea signing Cole Palmer:

[Football Away Days @AwayDaysFB]

Ipswich fan in the sunglasses yesterday pressing record on his phone before celebrating their goal...

What on earth has football become.. 🫣

[` @chixxsays]

The world is cruel to men.

Even after all this, some misandrists account with 2k followers on twitter will tweet “i hate men” and get 400k likes

[E @Ellis_]

We live in a world where Chelsea signed Mudryk for £60m he underperformed and got banned from football for 2 years and they’ve somehow convinced their rivals to have him on loan with a £75m buy option.

[Mak @mak_aura]

If Epstein was a woman, they'd blame the kids.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Cole Palmer signed for Chelsea #OTD in 2023! 🥶

[Dray 🍄 @CFCDray]

Chelsea are too funny man, you can laugh at their bums all season and by time you realize one of them will be playing for your club

[✈️ @Arrizabalager]

Reunited at Como 🤝

[🦵💥 MEJORES PATADAS ⚽️💀 @mejorespatadas1]

🍺🇧🇷 Le hizo un gol a su clásico, la hinchada rival le tiró un vaso de cerveza, LO AGARRÓ EN EL AIRE Y SE LO TOMÓ!!!

No se puede tener tanta AURA.

[Desiree @DesireeAmerica4]

Four years ago, Danny Ellerd was down to 92 pounds, living under a bridge, consumed by a 15-year addiction.

Cops showed up to lock him up and realized he was literally on the verge of death.

​He survived the hospital, checked into rehab, and put his head down.

​Today? He graduated from OSU with straight A’s and a degree in tech.

​The system can't save anyone who doesn't want it. The door to change is always there, but you have to walk through it yourself.

[Mod @CFCMods]

If Enzo Maresca was still here it would be Josh Acheampong leaving the club and Tosin starting games for us.

[Right Wing Dad @RightWingDad]

Being a man in 2026 is not for the weak. A woman can send you on an errand, strangle your three children in that time, admit it in open court, and somehow it is still your fault

[Police Incidents @PoliceIncident]

Knife-Wielding Woman Fatally Shot by NYPD After Stabbing Two People in Times Square

NEW YORK, New York — August 31, 2026 — A woman armed with two knives stabbed two people in Times Square Monday afternoon, killing one, before New York City police officers fatally shot her after she advanced toward them, authorities said.

The incident began at about 4:24 p.m. near West 41st Street and Seventh Avenue. NYPD Commissioner Jessica Tisch identified the woman as Pamela Cisneros, 49, of Queens. Police said she approached a 68-year-old man near the subway and stabbed him in the abdomen. She then moved north and stabbed a 32-year-old woman in the abdomen. The female victim was taken to Bellevue Hospital and later died. The male victim remained hospitalized in stable condition.

Cisneros then continued toward an NYPD substation while carrying the knives. Officers spoke with her for about four minutes and repeatedly ordered her to drop the weapons, according to Tisch. Police said Cisneros refused and threatened officers. Multiple officers deployed Tasers, but they did not stop her. Two officers then fired their service weapons after Cisneros advanced toward them while holding the knives.

Cisneros was struck and transported to Bellevue Hospital, where she was pronounced dead. Authorities said Cisneros had a documented history of mental-health-related incidents involving the NYPD in 2018 and 2019.

#police #cops #crime #policia #polizei #crimeNews

[Racing Club de Strasbourg Alsace English @RCSA_English]

🔚 We regret to inform the rest of @Ligue1_ENG that the save of the season contest has ended -- 𝐅𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐩 𝐉ø𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐧 is the winner!

[Sxnti @PeakSxnti]

The way he's holding that pen, it's either football or nothing.

[GiftedHands @Sire_Gift]

Bruh! This brother almost took Poch’s life. 😂