Alee

Owner of demons. Bikes. Lots of school loans up in here. Coffee is never a wrong answer. Don't forget your running shoes!

[Alee @atalks2animals]

If you ever need to talk to someone in a good mood just call poison control, they always seem happy.
I can only assume their hiring requirements are a degree in toxicology and a pleasant demeanor.

[Alee @atalks2animals]

Our youngest female pup is in heat and suddenly we have hit that point where gender fluidity in our household is running rampant.

[Alee @atalks2animals]

I love that we call the extra bathroom the guest bathroom. That implies we have guests over. So funny.

[Alee @atalks2animals]

At some point in every child’s life we all try to dig to China on a sandy beach. Believing, with the same curiosity we did of Santa, what if it really is possible?

[Alee @atalks2animals]

No one even orders off Wish anymore, we just use it as a reference.

[Alee @atalks2animals]

My favorite part of Christmas Eve is that my social media is photo after photo of peoples dogs dressed in holiday drag, even people with kids seem to have their priorities straight and I applaud every one of you!

[Alee @atalks2animals]

Resident, is actually Latin for free labor 👌🏼

[Alee @atalks2animals]

I’m calling it now. In 20 years people will be wearing masks again, just because they think it looks cool.

[Alee @atalks2animals]

When you’re sick it’s amazing how just 2°F above normal can make you feel like someone stuffed you in a freezer, but the blankets are making you sweaty 😑

[Alee @atalks2animals]

“My goal in life is to be badass, but not in danger.”

[Alee @atalks2animals]

Some patients be needing spice racks to organize their meds. Gift ideas for the coming holiday.

[Alee @atalks2animals]

I wish my credit card had memories.
“Last year, today, you purchased $59.69 of booties for your dogs. How do you feel today you piece of shit?”

[Alee @atalks2animals]

Being a millennial and a professional is tough work. I was not born to be this serious.

[Alee @atalks2animals]

Americans are the doodles of the world. Some people want to pretend they are purebred, but in the end they’re just a mix of a bunch of different breeds.

[Alee @atalks2animals]

Please do not tell me your child has a temperature. We all have a temperature! Tell me what that temperature is!

[Alee @atalks2animals]

Life hack: When you don’t have money for furniture or vacations. Buy camping chairs. Dual purpose and you can feel like you’re on an adventure anytime you’re in your living room.

[Alee @atalks2animals]

She wants pets. Don’t you worry, she doesn’t bite.
#getyourveryownhellhound

[Alee @atalks2animals]

So @a24 where’s the update on @HazbinHotel? We’re looking for answers and losing faith 😏

[Alee @atalks2animals]

People: What if the government is spying on everything you watch on your phone?
Me: Well then they better be pretty darn good at dog training by now!

[Alee @atalks2animals]

I am my dogs most enthusiastic follower on social media.