If you ever need to talk to someone in a good mood just call poison control, they always seem happy.
I can only assume their hiring requirements are a degree in toxicology and a pleasant demeanor.
At some point in every child’s life we all try to dig to China on a sandy beach. Believing, with the same curiosity we did of Santa, what if it really is possible?
My favorite part of Christmas Eve is that my social media is photo after photo of peoples dogs dressed in holiday drag, even people with kids seem to have their priorities straight and I applaud every one of you!
When you’re sick it’s amazing how just 2°F above normal can make you feel like someone stuffed you in a freezer, but the blankets are making you sweaty 😑
Americans are the doodles of the world. Some people want to pretend they are purebred, but in the end they’re just a mix of a bunch of different breeds.
Life hack: When you don’t have money for furniture or vacations. Buy camping chairs. Dual purpose and you can feel like you’re on an adventure anytime you’re in your living room.