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The next pandemic, the increased amount of people I see that mount their tvs with the wires just hanging down to outlet.

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Hey, I wonder what Prince Andrew is up to? #TIFF24

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#TodayImmaBeEnragedBy french revolutionaries

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#TodayImmaBeEnragedBy number of hotdog packs vs hotdog buns

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Celebrated the #OpeningCeremony by doing my own 400m crop dusting of Home Sense aisles. You're welcome

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Oh cool, an even longer game #NBAAllStar

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Where controversy thrives #UFC298

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Is stevewilldoit Simon Birch all grown up?

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How Swiftly they become Ye #GRAMMYs

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Chiefs Kiss #TaylorSwiftSuperbowlRingSays

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Mr Beast is giving away morality, nothing is something, and time is only a concern of the desperate.

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Tucker Carlson is so cool, he is named after what they do if pants are too tight.

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Emergencies Act is so cool that it had to be violated!
If I don't benefit from action, what is the point?!
It's supposed to be - break the law - hard to resolve by not breaking another law - point out the punishment and not the cause! Everyone knows this

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@TrumpluvsObama I think they meant masque, with all that excitement who wouldn't?!

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I like how Christmas is a time when people stress out preparing while simultaneously doing the least amount of work as possible. Kudos, ya filthy animals!

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X - Where everything football is trending because men. #MondayMood is there anything other than shock media on here? Smash a watermelon at least

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@GeorgeTakei Americans live inside a giant cupcake. They think like a play from the 1960s depicting how life will be in 2073. The whole country has been home schooled since the cold war. Drop the e and go to country AA, the world would like some of that best talk mentioned.

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What does Sports Illustrated, Sears catalog, and Hot Rod magazine have in common? Hint: before internet and you are a 13 years old boy

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We get it Tim Allen, it's not a complete meal without choosing a side #alwaysanoptionneverthefeature

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Corey Perry news sounds like another rebound he cannot handle.