Observation Man™

Life is finite. So, why not?

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@MrSean_Okwute @vanguardngrnews As I see the face, I know say e dey very familiar, lmaoooo.

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@EbenezarWikina “three Masters Degrees from the Universities of Port Harcourt, Liverpool and Warwick, United Kingdom. He also holds a Ph.D in Management Information Systems from the Walden University, USA.” Yet work experience appears to revolve around politics. Was expecting much better.

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@the_amazingama @AyoBankole @gkbalogs @caladiumconsult 😂😂. Problem everywhere.

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The degree of levity with which we treat issues that have serious health implications on millions of citizens is actually criminal.

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@Unabombaar @ibifur0 If this is the Builders Resources that I know of, then the question is, who decided that they are qualified and have the expertise to carry out maintenance activities on an oil well?

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@osaye_e 😂😂😂

What is the matter?

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@DrKonxept @Mochievous The urban renewal and development component of the Greater Port Harcourt masterplan was supposed to unlock the potential of waterfront communities. Like you’ve pointed out, it became: “an Ikwerre man is trying to take Okirika land”.

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@DrKonxept @Mochievous Rotimi Amaechi had the vision for Rivers State. Tribalism fought it, and the powers that be prevailed. Probably one of the issues that precipitated the estrangement with GEJ.

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“I have also directed the emergency agencies to provide proper care for the injured.”
As opposed to not providing proper care for the injured?

A very unserious country.

[Bola Ahmed Tinubu @officialABAT]

The recent news from Maiduguri, Borno State, is profoundly upsetting. I mourn those who lost their lives, sympathise with the injured and stand in solidarity with the people of Borno during this challenging time.

I want to make it categorically clear that these acts of terror are the final desperate and frantic attempts by criminals and terrorist elements trying to instil and spread fear, as they are under constant pressure from our brave armed forces and security agencies operating in various theatres.

We will continue to intensify our efforts against all criminal elements, wherever they may be.

I must commend the courage and fighting spirit of our patriotic troops who successfully repelled the coordinated attacks by these terrorists on military positions in the state.

The Monday attacks were desperate acts of the evil-minded terrorist groups. Our gallant military and civilian task forces will curtail and put them down.

Just last weekend, during a security meeting with leaders of security and intelligence agencies, I approved additional equipment and operational support to enhance their capabilities. This effort is already in progress.

Additionally, I have directed security chiefs to move to Maiduguri to take charge of the situation. I have also directed the emergency agencies to provide proper care for the injured.

There is no place in Nigeria where terrorists will find safety. We will locate them, confront them, and completely defeat them.

Nigeria will not succumb to fear.

Bola Ahmed Tinubu,
President & Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces
Federal Republic of Nigeria

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@Sekhani_ @NwokeOma_ Thank you.

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@Sekhani_ Do you have any recommendations from the community?

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@Highteaspeaks This behaviour of antagonizing someone, and when confronted about it, defaulting to crying, what are the tears supposed to achieve? Heard this a couple of times now.

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@banksofcalgary @DOlusegun Very unserious country.

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@ImadeIyamu Can’t even fault the characterization. Between then and now, it has seemly even gotten worse.

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“…at some point, the bankruptcy of a corrupt system just overwhelms you.” Succinct way to explain what a significant number of people feel, that prompts them to pack up their lives to go start afresh elsewhere.

[Imade. @ImadeIyamu]

Very interesting

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@Beyondthematchh Ewesterol don vex 😂🤣🤣

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@eldivine Hello chief, sent you a dm.

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@_anitaebube1 @banksofcalgary Add Kensington to the list. Very few locations can match the accessibility it offers. Can be a bit pricier but you can be lucky, plus older apartments are usually more spacious.

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

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@banksofcalgary @akintonmide When they send to you, abeg let me know the ones that have the fear of God in their pricing.