taco taylor

I like aggies and jesus

[taco taylor @ataycox]

I think it’s important people outside of Texas know how many people here wear Texan apparel on a holiday celebrating our nation

[taco taylor @ataycox]

Having acne and getting wrinkles at the same time is a part of your late 20s no one prepares you for

[taco taylor @ataycox]

calling out grammar mistakes as “red flags” and “toxic” to ~engage~ your 4th graders
“Not starting your sentence with a capital letter? Toxic.”

[the introverted hater @violentlyepic]

this is what they’re doing in school now? obviously i’m jealous

[taco taylor @ataycox]

@jonathan_jc12 @OldRowAggies 😦 I-

[taco taylor @ataycox]

so did we ever find out if there actually was shrimp tails in the guys cinnamon toast crunch

[taco taylor @ataycox]

I’m sorry if this hurts anyone’s feelings

[taco taylor @ataycox]

If you haven’t downloaded tik tok by now, stop watching them on instagram and grow up

[taco taylor @ataycox]

@anna_c_ashburn I feel like random words or sometimes the end of sentences you get a lil 🤠

[taco taylor @ataycox]

@jonathan_jc12 and I sitting there just watching our dog sleep… peak millennial

[taco taylor @ataycox]

@anna_c_ashburn @jonathan_jc12 Constantly stuck between wanting bb and being stuck on the couch immediately after getting home from work until bed time

[taco taylor @ataycox]

so was taylor swift all of our #1 artist this year and were we all in the top 3% ??

[taco taylor @ataycox]

@KenzyR5 Okay I’m trying to figure this out too I think it’s a glitch

[taco taylor @ataycox]

kinda mad that more of my kids haven’t brought me candy so far today but whatever

[taco taylor @ataycox]

A single tweet has never aged me so much as this….

[maree @ughmaree]

then vs now 🥲

[taco taylor @ataycox]

does anyone else get amazon fashion ads and it’ll be for shoes that are like $735 dollars like y’all got the wrong girl

[taco taylor @ataycox]

I feel like me tweeting this is misleading bc I don’t know who dave aranda is but
💚 sports 💚

[taco taylor @ataycox]

💚

[Matt Bohmfalk @mattywatty01]

All right, everyone. Time to get your minds right. Since the Aggies are off this week that frees us up to focus all 100% of our hate towards t.u. Hold nothing back. We are all Baylor Bears this week. Dave Aranda is our leader. Bears are our favorite animal. Waco is the best city.

[taco taylor @ataycox]

for context:
-hairstylist convinced me out of cutting it short and said it may be my shampoo choice??
-my hair has never been healthier in my life but the tangles are getting out of control
-I haven’t changed anything other than my shampoo but I always change shampoo??

[taco taylor @ataycox]

@ my long haired ladiez

my hair has always been long, but here lately gets so tangly it’s almost matted by the end of the day

pls help

[taco taylor @ataycox]

ily calzone thank u for your service