Brendan

[Brendan @atbrendan]

@wheelsee Imagine getting put in a body bag by a seafood restaurant

[Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 @mtgreenee]

$300 BILLION DOLLARS TO IRAN??!!!

Trump agreed to give Iran $300 BILLION dollars for reconstruction cost after Trump bombed Iran.

Are you kidding me? What an embarrassment!

Americans are getting screwed again!!

[Brendan @atbrendan]

The “mean orange man” is senile as fuck and one strong cough away from shitting himself

[InternetDad @bigphil10314]

@EdKrassen

[Brendan @atbrendan]

@RickyTheGuido Most people do. The others suck his cock no matter what he does

[Brendan @atbrendan]

@WhiteHouse can our piece of shit @POTUS do something about all the robo calls we get instead of falling asleep like a demented geriatric fuck every day?

[Brendan @atbrendan]

@wickedsmaahht @Awk20000 Every place is fucking made up idiot

[Brendan @atbrendan]

@Awk20000 He dated a 16 year old when he was like 40. People forget that.

[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

According to a new report released today by the Miami New Times, Trump threw and funded underage sex parties at his Palm Beach golf course.

The president was made aware of the pending publication 2 days ago.

Maybe now you understand why we struck Iran last night.

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

The whiniest snowflake pussy in American history

And fragile white dudes nationwide will look you in the eye and tell you this retard wearing women’s bronzer on his face is “alpha” lmfao

[Brendan @atbrendan]

America sucks ass and the founding fathers would be sick at this

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

Trump passed out asleep during his 3pm Oval Office announcement today.

Humiliation ritual.

[Brendan @atbrendan]

@WhiteHouse

[Brendan @atbrendan]

You’re quite right

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Brendan @atbrendan]

@KosherChutzpah I don’t want my tax dollars being sent to a country blowing up kids

[Brendan @atbrendan]

Iran doesn’t have to do that. He knows how to make himself look like a pretty fucking big fool

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

MAJOR BREAKING: Iran has just cut off all diplomatic communications with the United States, shutting down official channels at a moment when tensions remain high.

Iran is playing Trump and making him look like a fool.

[Brendan @atbrendan]

@netflix @NetflixFR fuck you Netflix I’m not using a VPN. Fix this shit so I can actually watch my shows 😡

[Brendan @atbrendan]

@guyman_tweets @KobeissiLetter Wasting over 300B of our taxpayer money for a vanity war to distract from his crimes? Fuck that guy

[Brendan @atbrendan]

You’re father is a retard pedo grifter

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Anyone who knows my father knows he probably knows more about Sports than just about any human being not in the business. Kathy’s failed soundbite ain’t gonna land well… just like her policies.

[Brendan @atbrendan]

@WhiteHouse Fuck you

[Brendan @atbrendan]

Thank you for a laugh when I am having a really hard day

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

I hate to admit this but Trump was right.

He said that if I vote for Kamala Harris gas prices, groceries prices and my utility bills will go through the roof.

I voted for Harris and my gas, groceries and utility bills have gone through the roof.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Says it all.

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

I’ve never seen a cop get owned this bad in my entire life. 😂