Alexander Byers

I'm just a goat thats halfway through eating itself

[Alexander Byers @atbyers]

Forget 2 tablespoons. A serving of peanut butter is however big a glob I can get in one scoop

[Alexander Byers @atbyers]

When you're 15 pounds lighter but someone still says you got huge over the summer 😏 but in reality I just bought tighter shirts

[Alexander Byers @atbyers]

If bae doesn't encourage you to have two ice cream sandwiches at a time, they aren't bae

[Alexander Byers @atbyers]

That moment when you're back on campus and someone asks if you're a freshman but you're actually an alumni

[Alexander Byers @atbyers]

I tried so hard to not buy matching batman shower curtain rings #prevtweet

[Alexander Byers @atbyers]

When you're trying to be an adult and have your own apartment, but you end up buying a batman shower curtain

[Alexander Byers @atbyers]

@EricaGray8 we need to hurry up and finish season 4 then

[MusclePharm® @MusclePharm]

@ByersSeth WINNER! Please DM us your full name and shipping address! Congrats!

[Alexander Byers @atbyers]

@MusclepharmPres have you ever considered creating a push/pull split for the workout of the day?

[Alexander Byers @atbyers]

Still buzzing from preworkout + all the right songs on the playlist = arriving 30 minutes early to work

[Alexander Byers @atbyers]

When I drive I like to do this crazy thing where I only drive in the passing lane when I'm passing someone. It's a blast!

[Alexander Byers @atbyers]

Time for some homemade mass gainer #gainsonabudget #summerbulk https://t.co/fmS1nJGlXC

[Alexander Byers @atbyers]

I hate it when it's so sunny that you get sunburn on your second bicep

[Alexander Byers @atbyers]

Getting strong now. Won't be long now!

[Alexander Byers @atbyers]

Trying hard now. It's so hard now.

[Alexander Byers @atbyers]

Fifth wheeling with my parents, my sister, and her fiancé. This steak is about to be bae

[Alexander Byers @atbyers]

@hanlonmt14 wow, way to ruin my saturday

[Alexander Byers @atbyers]

Taking a slow drive into work and listening to a killer playlist may be a new Saturday tradition for me

[Alexander Byers @atbyers]

Cause a taste of honey is worse than none at all

[Alexander Byers @atbyers]

The jokes on me and it ain't funny