Stranger: Hey where you from?
Midwesterner: Name every big city close by and say โaround that areaโ rather than explaining where Iโm actually from
Onnnnnn the 12th day of Christmas the Midwest gave to me
12 random seasons
11 unfixed potholes
10 bottles of ranch
9 tornado sirens
8 runaway cattle
7 u betchas
6 games of corn hole
5 OPE SORRYS
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โWELP!โ
1. A midwestern exclamation after a particularly good conversation but it really is time to get going and typically followed by โI โsposeโ
2. a Midwestern phrase when a person has no options