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Black Lives Matter | Chinga La Migra | she/her | 26 | trying to be funny but also a decent human being

[ash🫧 @atchleen]

@lostblackboy not stupid, just silly is actually something i say to myself a lot bc of my therapist 😂

[ash🫧 @atchleen]

@sighyam that line about “every time i pray about it i feel peace” would’ve made me violent.
im so glad you feel peace about letting the cat get eaten by coyotes! …bitch

[Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin]

Now let’s do that nationwide

[🦋 @leftunsents]

passive suicidal ideation is like no i won't attempt but if i got hit by a car and died that'd be nice

[ash🫧 @atchleen]

guy friend reading twilight for the first time so he can understand some of the references
“why is she so whiny” ….have you met a teenage girl 💀

[ash🫧 @atchleen]

subway club on italian herbs & cheese
american cheese
pickles
spinach
banana peppers
red wine vinegar
oil
mayo
salt
pepper
parmesan
oregano

[ash🫧 @atchleen]

accidentally made the best subway sandwich i’ve had in a while but only got a 6inch instead of a foot long 😭

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

The president cancelling tv shows he doesn’t like & memeing about it on social media is a dystopian nightmare.

10 years, the very thought of this occurring would have been uncontroversially anti-american.

MAGA has destroyed our country.

[ash🫧 @atchleen]

@the_Jinxeez i don’t actually watch the show i just hang out while my fiance watches it, and even
/EYE/ knew he was pathetic!
(that scene gave me the ICK, props to the actor lmfao)

[ash🫧 @atchleen]

@_ayandamay @heyyyella 2017….Our Big Ex17 (exit) 🙃

[ash🫧 @atchleen]

@noreally_idc he is one of the rare examples of looking
/better/ bald

[ash🫧 @atchleen]

@megsknowsball i mean you told them it’d take a couple weeks to resolve the issue…and here we are, couple weeks later… safe to assume some issues have been resolved?😌

[ash🫧 @atchleen]

@bunnytard_ hey, do yourself a favor, and take a couple of DEEP breaths. 🤍

maybe write how you’re feeling into like a word doc or something so that you can still get these feelings out without regret/guilt later! love an unsent letter.

also just saw ur 16 & 28…baby, block him PLEASE

[ash🫧 @atchleen]

@ineedanothernap did he need to call her a r*tard? absolutely not. also disrespectful & uncalled for

[ash🫧 @atchleen]

@ineedanothernap should’ve said “i think i’ll die if i dont have panda express tonight 🥺🥺”
bring the dramatics all u want bookie but we cant be disrespectful like that!

[cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2026]

Socialism is so sick I love when tax dollars go to schools instead of wars

[ash🫧 @atchleen]

in honor of mental health awareness week here’s a reminder not to tell your therapist that you would like to unzip your skin & give your bones a nice lil rinse. she will give you a concerned look!

[ash🫧 @atchleen]

fiance usually wears khaki work pants, has started wearing jeans
GOTDAMN 🥵

[ash🫧 @atchleen]

in my defense i knew what the monster was i just wanted to see how tf we got there & when we paused it to smoke after the reveal i gave Jake an out and he said “no we’re committed now”

cant get mad at me for not taking the out i gave you! 🤣

[ash🫧 @atchleen]

made Jake watch Tusk (2014) last night and was told that i have one more chance at picking movies for movie night before im banned 🤣🤣

[Ana_LaPatata @ymuchosmemes]

Esta semana dieron a la clase de mi hijo (8 años) una charla de educación sexual sin avisar 🙊.

Lo que les enseñaron: "nadie puede tocar ni mirar tus partes íntimas, que son estas, sin tu consentimiento, y si lo hacen lo tienes que contar porque así te podemos ayudar".
¿Quién está en contra de que los niños sepan eso? No concibo que a una madre o padre le moleste que sus hijos sepan identificar y denunciar un abuso, de verdad.