Millennial Fear Factor: “Alright guys your first stunt will be answering the door without first checking the peep hole or the ring door camera” @joerogan
I pick out the pretzels in the munchie mix and put them in a container to bring to my parents. Is it a little messed up? Yeps. Will I stop? Nopes. Pretzels are the devil.
No matter how many times jinx hisses at aria while she’s in the window and I shout “YOU KNOW THE RULE! No bitches in the window!” My cats still can’t speak English, don’t understand and my efforts are useless.
Currently at a @mothermother concert in Calgary; my friends and I have been recognized by Ryan from our enthusiasm. This is my 12th concert with MM. would love a meet and greet
@mothermother currently at your Calgary show and Ryan has noticed the excitement my friends and I have put off and I would love a meet and greet between us all!!
Why does being an adult have to be so hard? Just for a day I want my biggest worry to be losing a mitten that will disappoint my mother. Which I still do regardless, on top of heartbreak, dead end jobs, taxes, expensive dental work AND crying in the walk-in cooler.