Amber Clancy

rollin' like thunder

[Amber Clancy @atclan]

Inserted the USB drive correctly on the fourth try. The struggle is real

[Amber Clancy @atclan]

All I want in life is for Joe Rogan to say to me “Evidently fear is not a factor for you” @joerogan

[Amber Clancy @atclan]

Millennial Fear Factor: “Alright guys your first stunt will be answering the door without first checking the peep hole or the ring door camera” @joerogan

[Amber Clancy @atclan]

Craving eating timbits and drop kicking that little shit Caillou #feelingcanadian

[Amber Clancy @atclan]

Now that I no longer drink I guess I won’t be drunkenly hate tweeting @johnnymocurler anymore.

[Amber Clancy @atclan]

If he doesn’t cry while watching the 1972 version of the Lorax then he ain’t it

[Amber Clancy @atclan]

Golden raisins are just sultana’s less tasty albino cousin #nothanks

[Amber Clancy @atclan]

Off to Walmart to eat all of the 24th doors of advent calendars in hopes of being part of at least one kids’ villain origin story.

[Amber Clancy @atclan]

How sad is it that I can text faster than I can type. Talk about thumbs of fury.

[Amber Clancy @atclan]

Any time I watch a YouTube cooking tutorial it irks me. SCRAPE YOUR FUCKING BOWLS. UTILIZE THE SPATULA YOU PEASANT!

[Amber Clancy @atclan]

I pick out the pretzels in the munchie mix and put them in a container to bring to my parents. Is it a little messed up? Yeps. Will I stop? Nopes. Pretzels are the devil.

[Amber Clancy @atclan]

I’m Actually just 54 seagulls in a trench coat pretending to be a human

[Amber Clancy @atclan]

David Aho is a better curler than John Morris could ever dream to be

[Amber Clancy @atclan]

Your elbows set me on fire #adam #trevor

[Amber Clancy @atclan]

No matter how many times jinx hisses at aria while she’s in the window and I shout “YOU KNOW THE RULE! No bitches in the window!” My cats still can’t speak English, don’t understand and my efforts are useless.

[Amber Clancy @atclan]

I love you like 5 minute crafts loves using glue guns for unnecessary shit.

[Amber Clancy @atclan]

Currently at a @mothermother concert in Calgary; my friends and I have been recognized by Ryan from our enthusiasm. This is my 12th concert with MM. would love a meet and greet

[Amber Clancy @atclan]

@mothermother currently at your Calgary show and Ryan has noticed the excitement my friends and I have put off and I would love a meet and greet between us all!!

[Amber Clancy @atclan]

Why does being an adult have to be so hard? Just for a day I want my biggest worry to be losing a mitten that will disappoint my mother. Which I still do regardless, on top of heartbreak, dead end jobs, taxes, expensive dental work AND crying in the walk-in cooler.

[Amber Clancy @atclan]

Cilantro is cool and all but when you add it to a sandwich it boils down to: sandw-CILANTRO! YOU WANT CILANTRO?!? HERE I AM BABY! CILANTROOOOOO