Ateev Dang

A trader, a comic, a father, a husband, a movie buff, a fan of poetry, a dissenter and most importantly a human.

[Krish Ashok @krishashok]

India has a strange blind spot when it comes to eggs. For starters, we have, against all common sense, declared it non-veg, which automatically comes attached with moral baggage, and then on top of that, even in families that eat meat, the idiotic idea that eggs are “heating” (taseer) reduces its daily/weekly consumption.

[Ateev Dang @ateevdang]

@joegarra61 I use this to track my child and ensure they are safe. Specially if I am running late. I have not given them a phone but a watch with sim card solelybso I can check their location. This is not good.

[NN Ojha @nnojha]

A historical account of evolution of cantonments in general and Agra Cantonment in particular by my friend Arun Dang in his latest book
आगरा छावनी : अंग्रेजों से पूर्व और पाश्चात
The book typifies Arun Bhai's signature style of short sharp and crisp writing

[Punit Pania @Punit_Pania]

VIP Darshan is one of ugliest confluences of religion, commerce and power. God cannot reside where devotees are ill-treated and those with clout get special access for photo-ops. I find the smallest local pandals and temples more welcoming and beautiful.

[Ateev Dang @ateevdang]

Jald aa raha hai at balcony near you.
Thaali bajaane se jo vibrations hogi usse Trump ke tariff ke keede ka naash ho jaayega.

[Ateev Dang @ateevdang]

@joegarra61 Ban pokies from funding Jr sports of any kind. Once you take away pokies from all sport clubs where Jrs play, the exposure gets significantly less. When they have pokies money sponsoring everything, their impressionable minds automatically think there is money in gambling.

[Ateev Dang @ateevdang]

@srikantns England followed your instructions and gave hell to Indian bowlers and fielders. Special thanks to Jaiswal who dropped 6 catches.

[Pragnya Gupta @GuptaPragnya]

"Narendra Modi was the Traitor." This video is an open message to Mr. Narendra Modi and his team members from BJP.

This video is for every stand-up comic, every YouTuber, every influencer, every news presenter in India who has a case against him/her for expressing a view.
This is for every Aniket Patil in India.

This is for Freedom of Speech, to illuminate the blind spots in our collective knowledge. Most importantly this is for all those Indians who are “never supposed to speak” and suffer in silence.

Courtesy ~ @iramsubramanian

[Ateev Dang @ateevdang]

"Dalit ho kar marriage hall mein kaise shaadi kar sakta hai?" And yeh keh kar unhone lathi, iron rod, pole se usko khoob peeta.

Yogi ka UP...

https://t.co/mlWBX2uW7f

[वरुण 🇮🇳 @varungrover]

हमारे सपने विश्वगुरु बनने के हैं - और होने भी चाहिए। हम एक अद्भुत सभ्यता हैं, अनेकों भाषाओं, मिथकों, और आकांक्षाओं को समेटे हुए।

लेकिन देश की राजधानी तक में वो अमानवीय काम जो मशीनों से होना चाहिए इंसानों से ना सिर्फ़ कराया जा रहा है बल्कि उसकी शेख़ी भी बघारी जा रही है।

और ये सब जानते हैं कि ये अमानवीय काम केवल उसी जाति के लोगों से कराया जाता है जिन्हें अब तक पूर्ण मनुष्य का दर्ज़ा हमारा समाज नहीं दे पाया है। घोड़ी चढ़ने या मूँछें रखने तक के लिए दलित वर्ग के लोगों पर हमला हो जाता है। और शहरी सवर्ण ख़ुद ही अपनी आँख पे पट्टी बांध कर पूछते हैं जाति व्यवस्था कहाँ है, हमें तो दिख नहीं रही, पता नहीं क्या बक रहे हैं ये कुछ लोग।

विश्वगुरु का मतलब आक्रामक भाषण देना नहीं अपने देश के हर नागरिक को गरिमा और सम्मान देना होता है। वो सुबह कभी तो आएगी।

[Ateev Dang @ateevdang]

@nnojha @AnumaVidisha Aaj Ghalib chacha zinda hote toh inki jumlebaazi pe kehte:

Ragon mein daudhte phirne ke hum nahin qaayal.
Jo maang mein hi na tika woh Sindoor kya hai?

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

रगों में दौड़ते फिरने के हम नहीं क़ाइल,

जब माँग में ही ना टिका तो फिर सिंदूर क्या है बे

~ मिर्जा गाली गलौच

[Ateev Dang @ateevdang]

Non biological hone ka sabse badha advantage hai ki khoon apni marzi se paise aur sindoor mein badal jaata hai.

[NN Ojha @nnojha]

We must stand corrected. The govt is not being run by nincompoops. It is being run by lunatics

[Ateev Dang @ateevdang]

Har aapada ek nayi marketing ka avsar hai.

[Ateev Dang @ateevdang]

"Jo Ram ko nahin bhajta woh chamaar hai" Rambhadracharya gets Jnanpith Award.

In short, the Jnanpith award with sprinkle of casteism swaad anusaar.

[Ateev Dang @ateevdang]

@nnojha Meanwhile Paw Paw ke maalik

[Ateev Dang @ateevdang]

If ABs create an AI, they will name it "Chaat Ji, Pee Tea"

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

जिस दिन जेलेंस्की व्हाइट हाउस से सीजफायर का ऑफर नकार कर बाहर निकल गया था, नोबेल प्रेमी ट्रंप ताऊ ने उसी दिन सोच लिया था कि दुनिया में कोई तो दब्बू आदमी ढूंढूंगा, जिसकी गर्दन दबोचकर सीजफायर हो सकता है।

[Ateev Dang @ateevdang]

@one_by_two They are following this script...