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balls slayer

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my favorite movie is Alvin and the chipmunks chipwrecked

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Coming back to this app just to say that y’all need to get the fuck off of it and experience the beauty of our national parks

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caught the mass pooper sent him straight back to gotham

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smacking his nuts with a tennis racket and making him call me Serena williams

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it’s always “nice rack” and never “can i give those boinkers a good honk?”

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haha hi

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@ ethanhawke

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@ ethanhawke

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@Cheddaronmyass

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when he’s sexy AND he sends mac n cheese and a giant oreo to your house when you’re sad

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when he’s sexy AND he sends mac n cheese and a giant oreo to your house when you’re sad

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on it 😘😘😘😘

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@atemynightstand

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watching sam hyde with my sexy boyfriend

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Watching Sam Hyde with my beautiful girlfriend

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columbo

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I like my coffee like I like my women, thicc and Jewish

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My own girlfriend doesn’t even like my tweets @atemynightstand

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I am in love with thicc Jewish women

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i’m gonna become a psychic so that when i let my attack bees out on our president i can say “didn’t see that one coming!” and no one would blame me because i literally did not see it coming so how could it be my fault

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who the hell goes to crab feeds. all you do is eat crab and talk to your friends. i eat intestines and talk to the children in my basement and nobody calls it an intestine feed. smh

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does anyone know where the nearest janitor employment center is? i want to know where they keep all the shaggy mops so i can shove one up my next door neighbors ass for glueing pennies to the sidewalk and making a FOOL out of me.

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if you have a baby on board sign you’re an immediate target.

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hey markiplier hey