@ugrainese Lulu when she makes a few changes to the dress code at the College of Winterhold (female students are now required to wear thongs and miniskirts, whilst the male dress code was completely unchanged)
@ugrainese@DelaliciousVA@MissMauveVA@OpenNSFWSP She thinks she's so slick, but one time, I snuck into her tower. Smelled like an uncomfortable mix of dwarven oil, pussy and nirnroot. I don't want to imagine what she was doing there... Also, it was so messy! She needs a maid or something.
@uwucherrry You should also tell her that not only does the neighbor have a fatter ass, but a better pussy too. Tell your stupid gf that the neighbor is prettier, and has sweeter moans. That she is simply better to fuck!