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my love language is coffee

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@gaecokayne Most of us have run out of alcohol and nicotine. This is us sober and in withdrawal.

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@gaecokayne It’s only two of us and the constant stream of cups, glasses and plates are driving me to day drinking. Or it may just be my excuse to day drink. We no longer no the difference 😊

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@catchamunkey You will be surprised how many people don’t like their own company and would rather face infection. Sadly

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Cars are more regarded than religion in the husbands life. This morning I got to meet him at the garage and drive the car about 20 m. Not sure he had factored that into his calculations of not ever letting me touch this holiness of his vehicle

[🍂Sassy Mama🍁 @SassyWineMama]

There’s just not enough weekend in the weekend.

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Live your best authentic life they said. Never did they say cause destruction on your way to yourself. Unless you insist. Never forget there’s a beautiful thing called karma. She’s a bitch. #subtweet #tweetstotheuniverse #sendhelpforstupidity

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@ExMi Don’t know how we lived without those. Multiapplication aplicance which men can operate without requiring female interventions. Brilliant invention if you ask me

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Our lives reached an all time low earlier. After taking time to recover and noting how low things can actually go, we are up and at it like that never happened. You know like adults. We don’t have to talk. #thisishownottodolife

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#ThirstyThursday I drink so you don’t have to. I also do the hangover for you on Friday. You are welcome.

[Brent Lindeque @BrentLindeque]

I hope that in twenty-twenty you become fluent in self-love! I hope that this time next year you know your worth like it's your mother tongue.

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The newspaper drama continues. Now the silent treatment. It helps not to be interrupted all the fucking time but, less so when I need something. So I bought a screw top bottle. Now we can be silent without interruptions #forbetterorworse #shitmyhusbanddoes #ghosting

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We’ve had a 12 hour, 259 acts, without intermission drama because our cleaner got rid of the Sunday paper on Tuesday. Apparently we still needed it and cannot move on to new news #shitmyhusbandsays #myhusbandstantrums #forbetterorworse

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@catchamunkey @DJTira So awesome! Nothing beats an early morning dance. Me on the other hand can’t even dance properly after a few.

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Adulting not auditing ffs fuck you autocorrect. AI apparently is taking over my life.

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Done with auditing for today, now for pjs, popcorn and chocolate in bed like a teenager #LifeIsPrecious

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2019 sure is kicking ass in the new beginnings department. Change is good they said. They didn’t know change will hurt my soul like this.

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I'm here because I tried to enter an online competition and now I am going to the rabbit hole of reading all the clever updates

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Had to walk away from carrot chomping. Crunchy food should be consumed in private. #chewalone #livingalone #prefersilence

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When it takes me 40 minutes to get into a movie I'm not sure I want to know the rest

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Amongst all the delicious goodies to eat and beautiful things to buy I found yarnstash at the… https://t.co/0RoZT5cRTv