Atheist Dog

[Atheist Dog @AtheistDog_]

Hi @jonnysun Can you please ask your friends to stop eating my friends? Thanks!

[Atheist Dog @AtheistDog_]

.@GSpellchecker @PaulieVerity MGM needs to be stopped! #MyBalls

[Atheist Dog @AtheistDog_]

.@PatheosAtheist @danarel Jesus Christ, invest in a grammar checker.

[Atheist Dog @AtheistDog_]

Maybe the Lord just needs a finger in his butt. https://t.co/2jseGBOCnw

[Patheos Nonreligious @PatheosNonrelig]

.@hemantmehta: Iowa Governor Issues Proclamation Urging Citizens to Read the Bible Daily “Until the Lord Comes” https://t.co/FYuxYQMMyr

[Atheist Dog @AtheistDog_]

This guy is a journalist? The first paragraph is a train wreck. https://t.co/zRINyVk4K3

[Atheist Dog @AtheistDog_]

He has it completely backwards. If that stupid kid had been aborted, the gorilla would still be alive. https://t.co/3hTIbNtq61

[Atheist Dog @AtheistDog_]

@GSpellchecker Maybe they just really don't like sprouts?

[Atheist Dog @AtheistDog_]

.@altonbrown Did your son steal your money too? He spent our donations on gadgets. https://t.co/zcPm6iwPck

[Justin Warner @EatFellowHumans]

Absolutely loving the @SamsungMobileUS S7 Edge. As a person who texts over sinks and batters and soups, the water-resistance is comforting.

[Atheist Dog @AtheistDog_]

That would have bought a LOT of shirts. #FRAUD https://t.co/zcPm6ifekM

[Justin Warner @EatFellowHumans]

Absolutely loving the @SamsungMobileUS S7 Edge. As a person who texts over sinks and batters and soups, the water-resistance is comforting.

[Atheist Dog @AtheistDog_]

.@EatFellowHumans Dad got a UV light. I think I'm in trouble.

[Atheist Dog @AtheistDog_]

.@EatFellowHumans @Lovesac I wish I had a @lovesac #Altered

[Atheist Dog @AtheistDog_]

At least he's making good use of our money. #FraudPays https://t.co/gnBWJPH6OB

[Justin Warner @EatFellowHumans]

Dinner at @spoonandstable is everything you want and nothing you don't want. Elegant yet fun, delicious but not too heady. Smart as hell.

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Cheers, I'll pop round in the morning with a truck https://t.co/vqKgS32tfK

[Atheist Dog @AtheistDog_]

.@francosoup Dogging is easy.

[Atheist Dog @AtheistDog_]

@nero It's official: Even Matt Damon stranded on Mars is funnier than @amyschumer #GoldenGlobes

[Atheist Dog @AtheistDog_]

Even Matt Damon is funnier than @amyschumer #GoldenGlobes

[Atheist Dog @AtheistDog_]

.@amyschumer @RezOKC I thought this was your new boyfriend.

[Atheist Dog @AtheistDog_]

Maybe Obama can write some jokes for Amy. She needs all the help she can get. https://t.co/TQUSDbAoKM

[Atheist Dog @AtheistDog_]

My Christmas was missing a shirt again. https://t.co/MCl449mLmD

[Justin Warner @EatFellowHumans]

Idk about you but my Christmas was missing a little @darth. Does anyone know when @darth will be back?