Amy Schumer

[Amy Schumer @amyschumer]

Ngl I’d pop dirty too..

[Fawf @BravoFawf]

. @amyschumer i have a drug test coming soon can you please pee in my cup

[Amy Schumer @amyschumer]

And?

[Blaise ⛧ @wydblaise]

Amy Schumer revealed that in her prime she usually called men to go down on her and sends them off after because men also do that to ladies

“At my peak, I called a professional athlete to go down on me and I told him to leave after, happened a couple times”

[Amy Schumer @amyschumer]

u couldn’t afford me

[troy bond jr (grand admiral) @TroyHasEbola]

Also fuck Amy Schumer while I’m at it

[Amy Schumer @amyschumer]

Unlike any “Famous Person” I have my DMs open to EVERYONE.

[Amy Schumer @amyschumer]

At least I’m not in the Files…

[ALUNCEDO @Mbakaza4L]

14) Amy Schumer proud to be a Zionist

[Amy Schumer @amyschumer]

@BuzzPatterson Don’t forget to tag me next time, pussy 😘

[Amy Schumer @amyschumer]

@BattleRapBum @grok 🔥

[Amy Schumer @amyschumer]

And?

[Amy Schumer @amyschumer]

@TheTorontoSun I’m hot now 😍

[Toronto Sun @TheTorontoSun]

Amy Schumer shows off weight loss in series of bikini pics amid divorce from husband Chris Fischer https://t.co/Nhpzcrd1o4

[Amy Schumer @amyschumer]

Maybe @JohnCena will call me now? 😘

[Daily Mail Celebrity @DailyMailCeleb]

Amy Schumer, 44, flaunts revenge body in sizzling bikini snaps after shedding 50lbs amid Chris Fischer divorce https://t.co/vCrcsfXzvw

[Amy Schumer @amyschumer]

@RabbiPoupko let’s tag me next time sweetie 😘

[Amy Schumer @amyschumer]

@enews Tag button fucked up??

[Amy Schumer @amyschumer]

@people No tag huh?

[Amy Schumer @amyschumer]

@SocialistMMA Tag button broken?

[Amy Schumer @amyschumer]

Calling people ‘fat’ when your face and body are still on a payment plan is… WILD.

[Dr. Jebra Faushay @JebraFaushay]

The fat Muslim version of Amy Schumer is here to teach you about learning Arabic.

To that I say, no thank you. But maybe some needs this info, so here you go.

[Amy Schumer @amyschumer]

@DailyMailCeleb Tag button broken?

[Amy Schumer @amyschumer]

@PerezHilton Let’s use that tag feature next time babes 😘

[Amy Schumer @amyschumer]

@StandUpForTrmp thanks for tagging me 🖕

[Amy Schumer @amyschumer]

I have more money than you

[Will Thee Taurus @WlLLTHEETAURUS]

I have a role for you @amyschumer