Jalapeno

[Jalapeno @athenaw_]

How dare people say Americans aren't creative/cutlured, we named white corduroy tank tops "wife beaters" give us some credit.

[Jalapeno @athenaw_]

Last night I met a girl from ANCHORAGE in Byron bay Australia I told her this is my territory she gotta go lol

[Jalapeno @athenaw_]

Don't EVR disrespect me and my culture like that EVR again https://t.co/Mr8x0j7tZ1

[Jalapeno @athenaw_]

I haven't been the same since Tom petty died.

[Jalapeno @athenaw_]

@mayoglaze Don't we all

[Jalapeno @athenaw_]

in ak I was a 2 now that I live in Australia I'm a -2
I'm so lucky😩

[Jalapeno @athenaw_]

I pretty much get a boner when I hear the kick drum in any lumineers song

[Jalapeno @athenaw_]

RIP to my bitmoji, you were an ugly bitch and I hate u

[Jalapeno @athenaw_]

Imagine being in the orcastra that made the music in Tom and jerry

[Jalapeno @athenaw_]

"Wanna know what I did this afternoon, I timelapsed an apple turning brown"

[Jalapeno @athenaw_]

I thought hurricane season was ova

[Jalapeno @athenaw_]

@georgelopez hey

[Jalapeno @athenaw_]

If you have a sex dream about someone should you dm them so maybe it'll come true

[Jalapeno @athenaw_]

yesterday I only got charged half price for my IDP and today the guy behind me paid for my dinner bc good things happen to bad people

[Jalapeno @athenaw_]

Get you a dog that looks at you the same way my dog does in the second pic

[Jalapeno @athenaw_]

Worst part of being away from home, lu dog

[Jalapeno @athenaw_]

@JustJordenHealy Well you're not wrong there

[Jalapeno @athenaw_]

@akc_lexi the cutest sweetest thing died it's not fair!

[Jalapeno @athenaw_]

Harry Potter is the worst thing in the world WHY COULDNT UGLY ASS RON DIE INSTEAD OF DOBBY OR FOUR EYED HARRY WTF