Deriva Genética - s = 0.00003 NO MEU FIXADOO

slá meu
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[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

England seeing the rest of the world supporting them on Wednesday.

[lena dunham’s third plastic surgeon @intentionalisms]

I understand what you’re trying to do here but you gotta pick a different state. “A farmer in Mato Grosso” is about the most Hitlerous demographic you could possibly imagine. They’re not smallholding peasants they’re running soy-exporting empires the size of a small country in the Balkans.

[Andy Olivera @soyandyolivera]

Graves disturbios en Suiza tras quedar eliminados

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

me when i fucking GET YOU

[i miss tordtom @natkqs2005]

stop showing me your beautiful asian cigarettes I'm trapped in Campo Grande ms

[Deriva Genética - s = 0.00003 NO MEU FIXADOO @atheolidae]

projeto théo barqueiro 2027 pra depois do mestrado, já vou juntar o dinheiro

[Deriva Genética - s = 0.00003 NO MEU FIXADOO @atheolidae]

término é um negócio engraçado né, você perde a pessoa que você achava que ia estar do seu lado pro resto da vida e de repente vem pensamentos do tipo "e se eu aprender a pilotar barco"

[fishious @fishquichee]

I feel like i evolved from bacteria more recently than most people

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

can you come over and do this to me

[✒️ @Literariium]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

nvm i went on a walk i'm ok

[Deriva Genética - s = 0.00003 NO MEU FIXADOO @atheolidae]

yaay ❤️

[Deriva Genética - s = 0.00003 NO MEU FIXADOO @atheolidae]

pqppppp

[TANTO @tantotupiassu]

Não querendo desesperar, mas agora, com carreira encerrada, Neymar vai acabar senador.

[mishi @hunterch4fer]

I'm sorry parrot in a raincoat I must continue scrolling but just know you've changed my life for the better

[karina @solarkarii]

we were eliminated but at least we were eliminated together ,,, 🇲🇽🇧🇷

[Ulises @UlisesDavid__]

No existe video brasilero que me haga reir más que este

[Seba Zirpolo @Se_Bass]

mi rasgo preferido de paraguayidad es la absoluta displicencia que tienen en el uso del idioma castellano, cada vez que un paraguayo abre la boca inventa un idioma inédito y único que muere cuando deja de hablar, digo todo esto con enorme admiración

[Jason @jasow0]

Reitero meu pedido para uma Copa com sede na Bolívia e Equador. Todos os jogos na altitude. Média de morte de 3 europeus por partida. Pundits pedindo pra jogar o beautiful game em campo neutro. A bola da Copa se chamará Uappatzin. Evo Morales volta ao poder e nacionaliza a Copa.

[Deriva Genética - s = 0.00003 NO MEU FIXADOO @atheolidae]

é exatamente o que rolou comigo

[ein @stylishdawg]

devastated to report that i upgraded to a slightly more expensive apartment and it basically fixed everything wrong with my life

[🎭 @deepfates]

The secret to riffing is being able to make a surprising connection faster than other people for this purpose. For this reason, I keep a reverse hashmap of all jokes I've ever heard, indexed by punchline. So I can find the joke in O(1) time

[Miaw @Miaw]

Yoga class