Bransoninabox

Mom with small thumbs.

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Hot take:

Can we stop saying “the fall of the Berlin Wall”?

Walls don’t “fall.” People tear them down.

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Every Cinco de Mayo, I just go around saying, but Kierkegaard this and Kierkegaard that so people will know how smart I am. #kierkegaard

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@MAGAVoice @NICKIMINAJ Who is he?

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Platforms don’t distribute virtue. They distribute amplification. And outrage amplifies fast.

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@NadelParis @elonmusk Wow! AI essays are getting deep

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The Family Stone is the greatest Christmas movie… I will die on this hill

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I have a few cans of Campbell's Chunky in the cabinet. I'm poor, but not regular Campbell's poor...

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Disney made $91 billion last year and somehow the internet’s mad at a church because they didn’t Venmo a stranger formula money over the phone but did tell her exactly where to go to get real help. Man… priorities are wild. Y’all gotta stop being loud and wrong.

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I’m planning in decades you’re playing in days … We are not the same

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Nothing makes me forget I'm mad at my husband quicker than hearing of or seeing an accident on the same route he takes to the office

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@the_robertdavis @EricLDaugh This is why I never fly Spirit

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Greatest board game ever

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@arva61138 Who?

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@angeleyes_b1 @ThrillaRilla369 @ruthepoh Nooop. @johncusack is on the Ditty or Epstein list!?!? I refuse to believe that rubbish

[David Chappelle @DaveChappelle]

I can't think of anything provocative to tweet, and yet, I must continue... Must...keep....tweeting.

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It's ironic that the only people who can afford a @taylorswift13 concert ticket are former and current cheer captains, while the rest of us can only watch a recording from, you guessed it, the bleachers.

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@libsoftiktok Well said and brave

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@elonmuskADO I mean support how like monetarily? Because then no

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@elonmuskADO Yes

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@Mom55140718 @joebarton1238 @AdamParkhomenko @cracraft_teresa I just saw this sorry. Cool