𝗜𝗧𝗦 𝗚𝗔𝗠𝗘 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘.

—— 𝙄 𝙒𝙄𝙎𝙃 𝙄 𝙒𝘼𝙎 𝘼 𝙇𝙄𝙏𝙏𝙇𝙀 𝘽𝙄𝙏 𝙏𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙀𝙍.

[𝗜𝗧𝗦 𝗚𝗔𝗠𝗘 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘. @athleteiisms]

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝙄 𝙒𝙄𝙎𝙃 𝙄 𝙃𝘼𝘿 𝘼 𝙂𝙄𝙍𝙇 𝙒𝙃𝙊 𝙇𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙀𝘿 𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿 𝙄 𝙒𝙊𝙐𝙇𝘿 𝘾𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝙃𝙀𝙍.

[𝗜𝗧𝗦 𝗚𝗔𝗠𝗘 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘. @athleteiisms]

Hey guys wassu—

And April’s talking about ghosts again 🚪🚶

[𝗜𝗧𝗦 𝗚𝗔𝗠𝗘 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘. @athleteiisms]

The pros of having a rich girlfriend 🤭

[𖥻 𝗠𝗔𝗠𝗔𝗦 𝗕𝗢𝗬 . @H0CKEYPUCKZ]

… how much you got

[𝗜𝗧𝗦 𝗚𝗔𝗠𝗘 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘. @athleteiisms]

A banana McFlurry and a Big Mac, gotcha.

[𝚆𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚑💢 @SaisOfWrath]

Bring me a Big Mac

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‎ ‎ ➤ ‍ ‎ ‎ 𝐋𝐄𝐎 . @OFLIGHTNINGWIT]

Can I get one of those Banana McFlurrys they're making to promote the Minions movies.

[𝗜𝗧𝗦 𝗚𝗔𝗠𝗘 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘. @athleteiisms]

you wanna take that chance lil bro 🧍🏼‍♂️

[𖥻 𝗠𝗔𝗠𝗔𝗦 𝗕𝗢𝗬 . @H0CKEYPUCKZ]

like you have enough money to bribe them 🙄

[𝗜𝗧𝗦 𝗚𝗔𝗠𝗘 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘. @athleteiisms]

Taking short casey to the pet clinic next to the McDonald’s to get fixed

Y’all want anything?

[𝗜𝗧𝗦 𝗚𝗔𝗠𝗘 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘. @athleteiisms]

They do if you offer enough money~

(He’s not letting go, he will drag him across the Sahara desert if he has to.)

[𖥻 𝗠𝗔𝗠𝗔𝗦 𝗕𝗢𝗬 . @H0CKEYPUCKZ]

THEY DONT REMOVE HUMANS JUNK ! SO IM NOT SCARED !

( there he goes . he’s stiff and trying to make it harder to pull . but to no avail … )

[˗ˏˋ 𝗦𝘂𝗻𝗶! ´ˎ˗ @GIRLSGOOGAMES]

NOOOOO, YOU AND APRIL ARE A PACKAGE DEAL, YOU'RE BOTH NUMBER ONE!

[˗ˏˋ 𝗦𝘂𝗻𝗶! ´ˎ˗ @GIRLSGOOGAMES]

NOOOOO, YOU AND APRIL ARE A PACKAGE DEAL, YOU'RE BOTH NUMBER ONE!

[𝗜𝗧𝗦 𝗚𝗔𝗠𝗘 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘. @athleteiisms]

So not me or April.

I see how it is.

[˗ˏˋ 𝗦𝘂𝗻𝗶! ´ˎ˗ @GIRLSGOOGAMES]

NO ? ? I COUNT CASS AND SPLINTER TOO. YOU'RE ABOVE THEM.

[𝗜𝗧𝗦 𝗚𝗔𝗠𝗘 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘. @athleteiisms]

You think Donnie takes art requests?

Asking for a friend.

[‍‍ ‍‍‍‍ ‍‍ ✦ ‍‎ ‍‍‍‍𝖽𝗈𝗇𝗇𝗂𝖾 . @PRAGMATlCSENSES]

Nice argument, unfortunately I've already depicted you as the Soyjak and me as the Chad

[𝗜𝗧𝗦 𝗚𝗔𝗠𝗘 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘. @athleteiisms]

Okay then great let’s go 😄

(Death grip on his arm, he is DRAGGING him 😟)

[𖥻 𝗠𝗔𝗠𝗔𝗦 𝗕𝗢𝗬 . @H0CKEYPUCKZ]

………

its fine . I DIDNT WANT KIDS ANYWAY !!! 💧

( he’s scared . SCARED ! )

[𝗜𝗧𝗦 𝗚𝗔𝗠𝗘 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘. @athleteiisms]

You touch any of my shoes and I will drag you to the pet clinic to get ‘fixed’

Snip snip ✂️😄

[𖥻 𝗠𝗔𝗠𝗔𝗦 𝗕𝗢𝗬 . @H0CKEYPUCKZ]

gonna piss all over your shoes lil bro

[𝗜𝗧𝗦 𝗚𝗔𝗠𝗘 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘. @athleteiisms]

GOOD MORNING CAMERON O’NEIL NATION

[𝗜𝗧𝗦 𝗚𝗔𝗠𝗘 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘. @athleteiisms]

what you gonna do about it lil bro 🤨

[𖥻 𝗠𝗔𝗠𝗔𝗦 𝗕𝗢𝗬 . @H0CKEYPUCKZ]

you’re younger than me don’t call me lil bro

[𝗜𝗧𝗦 𝗚𝗔𝗠𝗘 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘. @athleteiisms]

You sure about that lil bro

[𖥻 𝗠𝗔𝗠𝗔𝗦 𝗕𝗢𝗬 . @H0CKEYPUCKZ]

she won’t believe you