alexis weinberger

we don't live forever.

[alexis weinberger @athompson1632]

I want to go golfing so badly

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Have traveling rules changed or am I just losing it?

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My neighbors are retired and they can do whatever they want, but what could they be doing where each person leaves 5 times a day. Back and forth. Back and forth. Do they get one grocery item each at a time?

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There’s nothing quite the love you get from your dog🥹

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My handicap is 5, so suck it losers

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You and your boy (both 25 handicaps) arguing about your golf game at the bar:

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I’d give anything to have an in ground pool

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Sometimes I tear up because I love my dog so much 🥹

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@ily_jennayyyy He said “I’m good” and that’s all they needed. The NFL doesn’t give a fuck.

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People whose job is your passion….whats it like?

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My ex-best friend is my Roman Empire.

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This guy sucks. Wowowowow.

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Uche is a walking red flag 🚩🚩 #LoveIsBlind

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I’m a Love Is Blind junky

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This whole Roman Empire trend has me fuckin tilted

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I literally cannot stand the typical wedding songs. If I hear footloose one more time I’m done.

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I’m getting married in two weeks. Cannot believe 🤯

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We should’ve eloped

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I’m getting a headache breathing in this air. Holy hell.

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@ChalsJo Omg don’t hit me with that PTSD 😂😂

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@gretchenrae3 Lol ok

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Twittersphere blowing up over how Elon spends his money. The dude is the richest man in the world…who cares?