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Os peixes sobem retângulos com perfume de vento quando o telefone toca no silêncio da cor azul.

[eusexuado @athosbm]

o UFO do paraná não é nada perto das luzes que sobrevoam o lago Iripixi em oriximiná - pa há ANOS

[Lily Allen @lilyallen]

São Paulo finalmente estaremos juntos depois de tanto tempo. Quando eu chegar quero fazer tudo que tem direito. Quero dançar com os gays na Zig, visitar a casa da Vita e conhecer a Patixa, alguém tem o telefone dela? Vejo vocês em dezembro! 🇧🇷

[eusexuado @athosbm]

ps.: fisicamente tô bem, foi uma cirurgia eletiva.

[eusexuado @athosbm]

achei que nunca fosse ter experiência mais traumática do que despertar da sedação com um endoscópio na garganta

hoje acordei entubado com uma máquina respirando pra mim e de certeza vou pensar nisso por meses 🌸✨

[webdivo nettinho @webdivonettinho]

o show do alok assim nessa final #BBB26

[eusexuado @athosbm]

quando o paciente só lembra a cor e tamanho do comprimido e eu acerto qual é o remédio

[lena dunham’s third plastic surgeon @intentionalisms]

The fact that Brazil once made a telenovela pastiche of India where every Indian was played by a mixed-race Brazilian and the premise was taken 100% seriously should be common knowledge

[jô @panterudinho]

to com febre por causa desse estático

[eusexuado @athosbm]

AAaaaahahahhahahaAahahahah

[gab nickelode0n @B2biel]

twitter em 2100

gay 1; acabei de ir pro Z̸̜͂̄̍́͝Ī̷͎̋͒̈́͠͝G̶̨̛̲̹̥͚̣͙͑̎̽͝ club ver o set da bisneta da charli xcx* e vomitaram Coquetéis neuroativos personalizados em mim na grade

gay2: miga eu sync

gay3: minha carne ta em glitch com esse
Жє𝐞Ŧ

[YaoYao Verdadeira Arconte Dendro @brunoideluiz]

Vcs n tem ideia de como eu amo esse vídeo

[eusexuado @athosbm]

twink fica de gracinha afetiva depois tá aí ‘ai ai meu c*’

[Paulo Matos 💋 @phmatxs]

parallels jane dont x jonas

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

Went down the rabbit hole on this. The dancing is the tamest part of the story. Marine biologist Amanda Vincent has spent decades studying seahorses, and what’s underneath that morning ritual goes way deeper than a cute video.

The morning ritual lasts about 6 minutes. Both seahorses brighten their skin, link tails, and pirouette around a shared piece of coral or seagrass. Researchers call it “the carousel dance.” But it has a specific biological function: it synchronizes their reproductive cycles so the female’s eggs are ready the exact moment the male’s brood pouch is empty. That timing matters because the male can’t accept new eggs while he’s already pregnant.

The male gets pregnant. The female transfers her eggs into his pouch through an organ called an ovipositor (a tube for depositing eggs). The whole transfer takes about 6 seconds. His pouch seals shut immediately. Inside, he grows a network of blood vessels that works almost exactly like a human placenta, delivering oxygen and nutrients to up to 1,000 developing embryos. Research from the University of Sydney, published in the journal Placenta, found the pouch wall thins and builds new blood vessels during pregnancy in ways that closely mirror what happens in a mammalian uterus.

He gives birth using skeletal muscles, not smooth muscles like in mammalian labor. That means he has conscious control over the process. Labor can take hours. And within hours of delivering up to 1,000 fully formed babies, he’s ready to mate again. The female already has her next batch of eggs prepared, sometimes the same day.

Less than 0.5% of those babies survive to adulthood. Fewer than 5 out of every 1,000. No parental care after birth. They get swept into ocean currents, eaten by crabs, or starve before they find food. That survival rate is why the morning dance matters so much. Every lost mating cycle is hundreds of offspring that never existed.

The monogamy is extraordinary for a fish. Only about 3% of mammals form lasting partnerships. For fish, it’s rarer still. But in species like the Australian H. whitei, pairs are genetically monogamous across multiple breeding seasons. They greet each other every morning and ignore other seahorses entirely. The bond only breaks when one partner disappears. Amanda Vincent once watched a female keep visiting a male whose brood pouch had been punctured by a predator, making pregnancy impossible. She showed up every morning for weeks until his pouch healed. Then they remated.

About 150 million seahorses are pulled from the ocean every year for traditional medicine and the pet trade. Most pet seahorses don’t last six weeks. 14 of the 47 known species were only identified in this century, meaning we’re losing populations of animals we barely knew existed.

[Samu @xamaosamu_]

Simplesmente uma escultura da patixa aqui no museu Botero, em Bogotá

[eusexuado @athosbm]

caralho…..

[bred @BrendonReis_art]

é babado lidar com gente assim

[eusexuado @athosbm]

amo perambular por alter olhando ao redor como se não conhecesse nada

[dr. linus @gabrielbandeir_]

coisa de gay doida e novinha que tinha tempo 13 anos atrás: baixar as músicas ilegalmente, passar pro itunes, editar todas as informações colocando capa do álbum, nome do artista etc depois passar pro celular como se as músicas tivessem sido compradas no itunes