rhys

back in business. metaphorically.

[rhys @atIasst]

—— bring an ATLAS,

fear NOTHING. (most of the time.)

[rhys @atIasst]

YEP. YEP. I KNOW.

[fiona. @FOOLSFRAUD]

you already do that

[rhys @atIasst]

i’m literally just sitting here.

[rhys @atIasst]

oh, i’m sorry. did you say something?

[rhys @atIasst]

😒

[rhys @atIasst]

i’m gonna pretend i didn’t hear that.

[rhys @atIasst]

normalize letting me talk without making any sense

[rhys @atIasst]

@falsisms oh, y’know. y’know?

[rhys @atIasst]

i brought home three other goats during my hiatus. somehow fiona still hasn’t figured it out. this stays between us, echonet.

[rhys @atIasst]

@falsisms huh

[rhys @atIasst]

@falsisms it is a lovingly handmade sexy trench. you have a point.

[rhys @atIasst]

@falsisms this makes it sound like i favor the piss coat over the coat you made me.
i love the coat you made me. thank you.

[rhys @atIasst]

@falsisms i already took that vacation.
or, you did.

key word GOOD pea coat. 🙁

[rhys @atIasst]

i do too. they’re my fiona’s bugs.

[rhys @atIasst]

heheheeheheh. haha. hes got bugs.

[rhys @atIasst]

@FOOLSFRAUD @M1SFEATURE 🖕

[rhys @atIasst]

i literally dont even wanna hear shit.

[rhys @atIasst]

@falsisms hey, hey. i absolutely did not need a vacation from you.
……… not recently.
milkshake peed on my good pea coat.

[rhys @atIasst]

@M1SFEATURE @FOOLSFRAUD you can have her bugs. in fact, you already do. enjoy.

[rhys @atIasst]

RHYS.

arm guy. company man. ice cream haver. farmer?

aged 31, march 28, (XXXX).
transmasc, he/they prns.
bisexual w/ no lean.

[ post tftbl/heavily au based. 🔞, use of strong language, dark/mature themes, etc. ]

[rhys @atIasst]

—— bring an ATLAS,

fear NOTHING. (most of the time.)

[rhys @atIasst]

@FOOLSFRAUD youre the one with bugs. you. bug haver