🥀 fi.

i have a pistol party and i kill 'em all.

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f i o n a .
↳ scoundrel. hustler. friendly neighborhood hat lady.

- post tftb / au
- serious / crack
- mature themes
- ships w/ chem

❛ 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘴 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 . . .
. . . 𝘴𝘰 𝘪 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙗 𝘺𝘰𝘶. ❜

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@atIasst ????????? where? have you been keeping three secret goats?

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@atIasst yeah, i was gonna say. pea coats are temporary. lovingly handmade sexy trenches are forever.

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i deleted rhys' account just like i deleted his company.

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@atIasst not recently. implying you needed one previously.

but ok. if it wasn't the coat i made for you then why does it matter. 🤨

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@atIasst needing a vacation from me is understandable. but what did milkshake ever do?

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@atIasst it's what you get for leaving your echo logged in.

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@FOOLSFRAUD ew.

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no clue why every fiona has to be emotionally constipated. grow up. stab him in the back and bankrupt his business so you can raise goats together like i did.

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@FOOLSFRAUD i don’t like you.

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@FOOLSFRAUD no but it can be.

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@FOOLSFRAUD it also helps if you break your spine.

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@AsTheConArtist @FOOLSFRAUD but is it juicy?

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all the other fionas hate me because my ass is fat as he’ll. 😔

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@FOOLSFRAUD didn’t i kick your ass in another life.

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@FOOLSFRAUD @AsTheConArtist aw, someone’s projecting.

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@FOOLSFRAUD ok.

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@FOOLSFRAUD so are you gonna tell him or what.

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@FOOLSFRAUD i hate to break it to you but you are also one of “us bitches”. just more repressed.

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@FOOLSFRAUD i think you’re thinking of the wrong fiona.