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@LauraHayesDC Nobody gives a shit about how well the president plays golf. That was awful.

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@LauraHayesDC Use Pinterest instead!

[Good Morning America @GMA]

"For a lot of this discussion, it’s been that, well, the social media platform is reflecting human nature, but in reality, AI has been amplifying the darkest aspects, preying upon basis instincts..."

@pinterest CEO @williamready on the threat of artificial intelligence.

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@LauraHayesDC This shit is happening all over the country. Friends in SF are getting hit too. Someone at @Google needs to take charge and clean this up.

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@assil_reem @beardfoundation See you there!

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@ideasimprove My condo! Come on by.

[Brian Wallach @bsw5020]

So this is amazing:

A donor to @iamalsorg has just pledged to donate $5,000 (up to $25K) for every 1,000 new followers that follow me in the next 24 hours.

Twitter can you please help this ALS-having, “not today”-believing, “good night moon”-tweeting guy out?

#Grateful

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@chefpmistry Best beet dish I ever had was at @dirtcandy

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@chefpmistry It’s not even a choice for most people. It just is. We are who we are.

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@PreetBharara Because of the terrible grammar?

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@KimAlter1 Say, “Ma’am, I think you misspelled alcohol poisoning.”

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@DoorDash @DoorDash_Help your app just crashed and customer service isn’t answering and I have no idea where my food. Give me my money back.

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@Rilely Awww 🥰

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@LauraHayesDC Depends who’s making them

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@SeanHayes @batemanjason @arnettwill I learned 2 important lessons this morning - 1) babies are made from screaming genitals and 2) don’t try to shave while listening to your hilarious podcast @SmartLess

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@brhodes Is that meant to be a disincentive?

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@chefpmistry 💯

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@LionelRichie Shame on you for passing on Ace and letting Yurbisel through just because you want someone to wake you up during Hollywood auditions! You should be ashamed.

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@katyperry SHAME ON YOU! How dare you pass on Ace and give a ticket to that clown show Yurisbel who couldn’t sing worth anything?! You should be ashamed @katyperry

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@jonfavs Do you think the Founders had this in mind when they wrote the First Amendment?