@intrstellarisms genuinely cause the fics that get turned into popular romance books are like always AUs which means they're fully divorced from the canon already and are usually kinda mid fanfic because of it
@tunariceball im already halfway through and i keep going back and rereading every paragraph cause they're so SPECIFIC and so well worded!! i love how spooky it is!!
This was extremely poor writing on Lucas's part but if you roll with it, it's actually hilarious. Imagine - you're Darth Vader, and one day a banged-up freighter flies into your doomsday station's hangar and it's carrying your son, your daughter, your astromech droid, the protocol droid you personally built as a child and your master, Obi-Wan Kenobi. Everything rhymes; you can feel the inexorable tides of fate that reunited everyone at this moment; the Force is strong...
... except for the truck driver in the vest. But hey. Maybe even the Force isn't above taking an Uber to get everyone together instead of tracking down some Special Fated Person, right?
Yeah. Yeah that's what you said. "Nah. THAT one is coincidence," you said, and then the NEXT DAY he pops up in a souped up 18 wheeler and shoots you, one of the greatest fighter pilots in the galaxy, square in the ass before your snot-nosed kid blows your uberstation to hell and gone and now you're flying around trying to get a signal, knowing that there's gonna be one hell of a chat with Palpatine once you do, and you're still wondering *who the hell was that fucker in the vest!?*
Revelations 16:3
โThen the second angel poured out his bowl on the sea, and it became blood as of a dead man; and every living creature in the sea died.โ
#ironlung