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Full-time pet mom, part-time chef and baker, work-time marketer, happy-time writer and reader, most-time sunshine person. In that order.

[AD @atishaani]

The big bad behen ki lodi!

[HatsOff @HatsOffff]

Actress Mayim Bialik said she felt fear after seeing a person wearing a T-shirt with the slogan "Zionism is racism."

[` @schiz04renic]

then i realized…many relationships only exist because the woman is silently tolerating a whole bunch of bullshit

[Venkat Reddy @Venkat_R_]

We should fight this besan maida mafia. After eggs they will go after chicken.

[রাজ শেখর @DiscourseDancer]

Govt. is under no obligation to help you meet your protein goals. Their only obligation is toward Mukesh and Gautam.

Now, sit down, bhashaan sun ne ka mood nahi hai.

[Eva. @Bunny_ngl]

Can Apple use common sense, if my phone is on silent but I set an alarm, WHY DO YOU THINK I WOULD WANT AN ALAAAAAAARM TO BE SILENT.?

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I'm leaving. Messi, take over.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Motivational speakers are always saying, “Wake up at 4am and run. Be an alpha!” But if you look at apex predators, they’re all lazy. Lions, tigers, they sleep all day and hunt in the evening. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Rats.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

there is absolutely no universe where the person who dysregulates ur nervous system is the love of your life

[Joohi @juhijain199]

One thing I’ve noticed is that we remember the culprit’s name when the crime is against a man, be it Nikita, Sonam, or now Siya. But when it’s against a woman, be it Nirbhaya (Jyoti), Jessica, or Twisha, I don’t even know the criminal’s name, only the victim’s.

[jezz @JezziiB]

Please. I beg of you. No more studies figuring out what men find attractive. Some of them fuck corpses. We do not care.

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

SEE, I WAS IN THE TRENCHES

[AD @atishaani]

Always knew I was my worst enemy!

[Night Sky Today @NightSkyToday]

JUST IN🚨: New Quantum Theory Says Other Versions of you in Alternate Universe are Determining your Fate.

[judy hilarious @sagebeatlove_]

I’m calling a team meeting because what the fuck?

[Aaditya Thackeray @AUThackeray]

A gentle reminder to the Government of Maharashtra: Had they not scrapped the Desalination Plant project in Manori, initiated by us, by now Mumbai wouldn’t need water cuts.

While Mindhe’s illegal government scrapped our project, the new bjp government has approved Gargai Dam- which not only cuts more than 5,00,000 trees in a wildlife sanctuary, but keeps the city of Mumbai monsoon dependent.

And while Maharashtra has no drinking water, the parties in government forget to govern and only indulge in dirt politics of buying out MPs and pride over the end of democracy.

[Shivam Roy @VILLAIN05A]

Damn! This one is really brutal 😭

[zayden @pemilo123]

My neurodivergent ability to "read the room" is part of the reason i don't like going anywhere

[AD @atishaani]

No, you ain’t!

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

Best wishes to the Leader of the Opposition in the Lok Sabha, Shri Rahul Gandhi Ji on his birthday. Praying for his good health and long life.

@RahulGandhi

[Roshan Rai @RoshanKrRaii]

Ban Teleprompter not Telegram.

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

i love when doctors say "avoid stress" like i can just unsubscribe from economy and become a decorative gargoyle.