a dude outside my office today started yelling and making a scene after court bc he was made he was found in default after not paying years of child support and he deadass was acting like this
first time at the nail salon they’re not playing americas got talent AND some lady is having an obnoxiously loud phone call Or listening to a racist or true crime podcast out loud
this video made me devoted to her for life bc it was the first time someone articulated this phenomenon of people being like “omg where did you get that shirt?” and it’s a thin woman wearing a white tank top and what they actually want is not the tank top but the body wearing it
at 4pm today a dude came in saying hey i missed court today do i have a bench warrant. i asked him where were you. he said SORRY I GOT STABBED THIS MORNING IM HERE NOW