Jake

don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things

[Jake @atjakem]

the amount of people i’ve seen today upset and complaining that their “in-person vote” didn’t count because it’s not showing as accepted on the “MAIL-IN/ABSENTEE” ballot site is 🥴

[Eagles Fan Central @PhilaFanCentral]

You wanted a return to normalcy?

The Phillies have scored 2 runs and are losing at home to the Marlins.

[Jake @atjakem]

@kanyewest miss u too ye

[Jake @atjakem]

who thinks it’s a good idea to spend millions of dollars on a super bowl commerical slot and then make it a serious one

[Jake @atjakem]

not to sound bitter but i have tweeted about @sheetz and their boom boom sauce numerous times throughout the years and have received 0 sauce in the mail what did i do to deserve not making this cut

[Jake @atjakem]

Times are tough these days for Lil Uzi

[Jake @atjakem]

is this hazleton lmao

[Jake @atjakem]

has technology gone too far

[Jake @atjakem]

i’m not arod i’m apod

[Jake @atjakem]

i swear anytime i feel like i’m crazy all i have to do is scroll through facebook to bring me back

[dillonfrancis @DillonFrancis]

I'm sorry but chihuahuas fucking suck

[Jake @atjakem]

LMAO

[Jake @atjakem]

@MGrove17 i’m triggered

[Jake @atjakem]

it’s fucking tom french

[Jake @atjakem]

@MGrove17 And one of them was epic games offering you a limited time refund

[Jake @atjakem]

@MGrove17 perfect quality

[Jake @atjakem]

lionshead ❤️❤️❤️ block if u disagree

[dillonfrancis @DillonFrancis]

Wow

[Jake @atjakem]

HALLELUJAH HALLE BERRY

[Jake @atjakem]

i feel like i’m living in a hangover movie