Jared Heinzerling

Jared “The Poltergeist” Heinzerling

[Will Leitch @williamfleitch]

The Google commercial where the dad has his daughter use AI to construct a note to her favorite athlete rather than encourage her to write what she actually wants to tell her hero takes a little chunk out of my soul every time I see it.

[Jared Heinzerling @atjareds]

How tall is too tall? Hello everyone, in this essay we will review why anyone taller than me is irresponsible

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@Joekemon God bless you Joseph Michael Libeer

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@Joekemon Joe, fat is where the flavor is though. Bone is where the flavor is too

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@_mamagaia_ I tweet because I care

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@Joekemon You watching track?

[Jared Heinzerling @atjareds]

Currently wearing a Patrick Mahomes jersey at a Calgary Flames game and nobody has noticed

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Congratulations to the @KUHoops team on winning the national championship. This team was fun to watch, and they earned their first title since 2008 (which was a pretty good year).

[Jared Heinzerling @atjareds]

@PeterDuffin Yes! Found a bar with one tv showing it (another tv had curling on)

[Jared Heinzerling @atjareds]

It’s really just fiscally irresponsible to own a pickup truck

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Look at what Steph Curry has done to the game smh

[out of context parks and rec @nocontextpawnee]

NFTs 100% sound like a scam Tom and Jean-Ralphio would be responsible for.

[Jared Heinzerling @atjareds]

@A_T_Hendy “Upon it sat a shape, black-mantled, huge and threatening. A crown of steel he bore, but between rim and robe naught was there to see, save only a deadly gleam of his eyes: the Lord of the Nazgûl” awesome piece dude

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@Joekemon Shit was insane

[Soledad O'Brien @soledadobrien]

Holy cow this thread.

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@Joekemon Joe drink water

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@Joekemon Shame shame

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@PeterDuffin Nothing wrong with picking your battles. Personally, I don’t like to fight important ones

[Jared Heinzerling @atjareds]

@PeterDuffin Only good vibes baby 🤙