Brody Atkinson

My interests include my Mom and kibble, but mostly my Mom.

[Brody Atkinson @atkinson_brody]

@DellCares I've asked for a supervisor to help solve receiving the wrong model #Dell #XPS from two separate dell customer service employees, only to have them throw me back to the main menu or take a call back number and never reach back. #DellXPS

[Brody Atkinson @atkinson_brody]

After weeks of waiting for my #XPS @Dell sent me the wrong model. Five phone calls later with no progress. I've asked for a supervisor or someone who can help fix this, only to have the customer service agent hang up on me or send me back to the menu twice. Don't buy from Dell.

[Brody Atkinson @atkinson_brody]

Just did my taxes for the year. The IRS needs to let me write off something for giving all my affection to an angel 👼 #ReligiousCalling

[Brody Atkinson @atkinson_brody]

Why the eff is Phil living at the house again? He continues to siphon Moms Attention!!! #OneStepForward2Back #PrayingForOurEmptyNest

[Brody Atkinson @atkinson_brody]

I caught Paisley DRINKING ADULT BEVERAGES! #RattedOut #Caught #YouInTroubleNowGoldie

[Brody Atkinson @atkinson_brody]

Sorry about the tweeter absence. Mom and I were deciding if we wanted an iPhone 6 or 6+. I told her to get the plus #OnlytheBest4TheBestMom😎

[Brody Atkinson @atkinson_brody]

Mom still hasn't mailed me with my W2 for bubble time. Really letting it burn down to the wire this year.

[Brody Atkinson @atkinson_brody]

Had to whoop some booty at Monopoly. #PlayingAgainstMom #BestFriendlyCompetition

[Brody Atkinson @atkinson_brody]

I have been trying to get Mom and I into yoga classes. We need start spending more time together 👯

[Brody Atkinson @atkinson_brody]

Seein' my mom hold cooper got me like...

[Brody Atkinson @atkinson_brody]

Currently doing some research on prices of timeshares in SoFlo. I think I'm turning into a beach dog ☀️🏄🏊 #SaltLife #SeaDog #SouthBeach

[Brody Atkinson @atkinson_brody]

Just back from a short vaca in Stuart. Mom and I got tan and boy we look good 😎

[Brody Atkinson @atkinson_brody]

I'm sorry about my long absence from tweeting. Someone used all our data for the month. #Datachallenges #Siblinglife

[Brody Atkinson @atkinson_brody]

Mom is dropping me off at Effie's where I will be soaked in Elizabeth Taylor White Diamonds and sunless tanner. #GuidoStatus

[Brody Atkinson @atkinson_brody]

I need to move to Balboa Bay!!! #MotherBoy

[Brody Atkinson @atkinson_brody]

Does anyone know if iOS8 will include mom emoticons?

[Brody Atkinson @atkinson_brody]

Speaking of duties, Heather's room is empty 😼

[Brody Atkinson @atkinson_brody]

Just submitted my application for Baptist Bible College East!!! This boy is prancin' in his moms footsteps. #MommasBoyDuties

[Brody Atkinson @atkinson_brody]

My Mom tweets about some Apple thing called dropbox. As far as I am concerned the entire house is my droppox.#OwnerRoasted

[Carol Atkinson @flittergirl]

I love Dropbox because it enables me to access my important documents from multiple devices and locations. http://t.co/MHokYiBE