Mrs_Atko

Generally at my happiest when I’m travelling, eating or sweating 🌍🥗💦 Lover of all creatures great & small 🐘🐿 Always seeking adventure 🤸🏼‍♀️🛶🚀🏍

[Mrs_Atko @AtkosMrs]

@RossEdgley enthralled with ur Iceland tracker, followed from day 1, all the while training for & completing my 1st English Channel relay on 10/7 & about to do 2nd on Tuesday night to support another team & u are my inspiration! Keep swimming! Reykjavik is calling!! #legend

[steve @bagshaw2112]

Be careful today #snow

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

[Mrs_Atko @AtkosMrs]

@SingaporeAir it’s interesting you’ve chosen NOT to respond to our feedback (ref:S-2024-11-16326847) if this isn’t responded to within the next 24hr we will turn it into a full blown complaint!

[Mrs_Atko @AtkosMrs]

@HotelChocolat 😈

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

My heart 😭

This baby elephant thought he was drowning and rushed to save him ❤️

We really don't deserve them.

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

After more than eight years of service, this TSA airport sniffer dog officially retired.

This is how they surprised him on his final bag search.. 😊

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Mood.. 😅

[Mrs_Atko @AtkosMrs]

@Dan_Martin @blurofficial @wembleystadium @NinaAllwood 100% agree - was there with my bestie rocking it out to all our absolute favs! Brought tears to our eyes & sang our hearts out until we were hoarse! The most epic gig I’ve ever been too! One crowd, one love, one band…brilliant! #BlurWembley

[Mrs_Atko @AtkosMrs]

@jkyleofficial Happy Birthday! You share your bday with my hubby Atko. You should set up a show called JK & Atko - you have such similar views! It could run in tandem with Mike & Kev! 🥂🎈

[Mrs_Atko @AtkosMrs]

@UndisScot Looks like Leverburgh - Isle of Harris

[Mrs_Atko @AtkosMrs]

@easyJet your Malaga airport operations are a joke! Only 1 normal bag drop desk open yesterday morning for ALL your flights (took 90mins to drop ONE bag!) causing us & many other passengers to have to run for our flight despite leaving plenty of time! Why so few bag drop desks???

[Mrs_Atko @AtkosMrs]

@ThisisDavina Sadly had one fitted (badly) & then (coincidentally?) was diagnosed with a rare form of ovarian cancer 9 months later when I was 33. Thankfully stage 1 so only lost 1 ovary, tube & my appendix in the process & coil removed during 1st op having perforated the top of my uterus! 😔

[Mrs_Atko @AtkosMrs]

@SpencerMatthews just watched ‘Finding Michael’ & it moved me to tears & also brought back some amazing memories of my own trip to Base Camp in 2012. Well done you & your team for instigating ‘Plan B’. Congrats on baby no.3 - Mike would be so proud of all you have achieved.

[Mrs_Atko @AtkosMrs]

An aptly named shop in Queenstown, Tasmania ☺️ @JeremyClarkson

[Wonder of Science @wonderofscience]

The biggest volcanic eruption ever seen from space, captured by two different satellites on January 15, 2022.

4K version on Youtube: https://t.co/rLgzP7fRYY

[Wonder of Science @wonderofscience]

Fascinating footage of a human white blood cell chasing a bacterium captured through a microscope. Credit: David Rogers

[Gabriele Corno @Gabriele_Corno]

Allow me to introduce to you ... The bucket
(Wait for It)

[Mrs_Atko @AtkosMrs]

@HiltonHotels how is it someone manages to fraudulently book a hotel room using my Hilton a/c yet I have to then spend HOURS of MY time trying to resolve because you seem incapable of helping!!!

[Mrs_Atko @AtkosMrs]

@British_Airways Still can’t get through on the phone lines!!! This is very urgent!!

[Mrs_Atko @AtkosMrs]

@British_Airways is there an issue with your phone lines today? 3 times we have tried to call and got cut off each time after an hour…..!!

[Mrs_Atko @AtkosMrs]

@British_Airways We are waiting to see if a Companion voucher is being extended & it’s fairly urgent as we need to book flights….