Kelsey

i only go on this sometimes

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

If you believe God intervened to save former President Trump, but didn’t intervene to save the kids in Uvalde or Parkland or Santa Fe or Sandy Hook, then you are worshipping partisan politics, not Jesus.

[Abraxsys @Abraxsys]

Whatever your feelings about the Trump shooting, it’s worth pointing out that if a Secret Service team can’t protect a presidential candidate, maybe expecting Mrs. Krabappel to protect her 4th grade students from an active shooter is unrealistic.

[Sgt Joker @TheSGTJoker]

Should Americans be traumatized by the happenings at the trump rally, or should Americans just pretend it was an elementary school and get over it?

Asking for a Nation tired of double standards.

[xannie @juiceswrId]

imagine trump getting shot and his security yells “donald duck”

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

Can’t believe we even have to say this, but: if you just went to the Senate floor and blocked benefits for veterans exposed to toxic burn pits while serving our country in a war zone, you are wrong.

[Ellen Kurz @EllenKurz]

Ginni Thomas is in deep covfefe

[Critter @asclepiasyriaca]

@mjs_DC Clarence and Ginni Thomas Head Off to Work @wuerker

[Benjamin Ramm @BenjaminRamm]

During his inaugural address in 2019, Zelensky told lawmakers: “I do not want my picture in your offices: the President is not an icon, an idol or a portrait. Hang your kids' photos instead, and look at them each time you are making a decision.”

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Mitch McConnell is happy it’s the weekend and everyone has stopped talking about this. Keep reminding everyone what he said this week.

[Kelsey @atl_kgl]

Literally planning my dream wedding 🥲

[Mara Gay @MaraGay]

This one feels right today:

"In the end we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

As you honor my father today, please remember and honor my mother, as well.

She was the architect of the King Legacy and founder of @TheKingCenter, which she founded two months after Daddy was assassinated.

Without #CorettaScottKing, there would be no #MLKDay. #MLK

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

Driving home tonight, I thought about Republicans' floor speeches today on the "sanctity of life".

And how this concern for "life" apparently doesn't extend to the kids who were shot today in a school in Michigan.

So I turned the car around, and went to the Senate floor.

[peach @peachsweet_tea]

So texas does this also mean child support starts at 6 weeks? The father who choses to be absent goes to prison if he doesn’t pay child support? What’s the bounty reward & jail time ppl will face if they are transporting him around when he should be spending time w the child?

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

A wise lawyer named Elle Woods once pointed out that every ejaculation not seeking an egg could be considered reckless abandonment and I just think maybe Texas should take a look at that one

[Kelsey @atl_kgl]

@cawliflower95 Coffee, poop then workout lol

[Kelsey @atl_kgl]

@ActuallyHouston Wish I had better news my dude but that’s always been the case for my piercings 🥲 lookin fly sometimes be painful

[Ari Berman @AriBerman]

3,683 gun deaths a year in Texas: let's make it easier to carry guns

16 cases of false addresses on registration forms out of 11 million votes in 2020: let's make it harder to vote

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Lacey Chabert (Gretchen Wieners from Mean Girls) was also the voice of Eliza Thornberry on "The Wild Thornberrys"