Atlañtamorphs

ATL-NYC-gringo living in Brazil. 162 Braves games a year. 2023-2025 has been awful. Single serve account Brenda if you’re reading thisPLEASE text m

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Philly fan behind me said “Globalism, while expanding markets and lifting countless from poverty abroad, has also eroded the cultural cohesion and economic security that once undergirded America’s middle class.” Bruhhh. These people are classless scum

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Luis Arraez is such a doooork oh my god. I would be so embarrassed if he played for the Braves. And we have a lot of embarrassing players

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So what Alec bohm is like career DFA candidate and just goes nuclear on Chris sale and the Braves. Yes, I love baseball, it’s so logical

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Chris Sale Braves Las Diaz replaced with a robot

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I, FOR ONE, WELCOME OUR ROBOT UMPIRE OVERLORDS

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Nothing much to say. Just a chris sale appreciation post. 🤗🤗🤗. We are blessed.

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Not interested in this version of the Braves. Why so scared of success? Who hurt you? Do not be afraid my children. Daddy will return after he watches his programs

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Jeff francoeur on Austin Riley “yeah man like you’re in swing mode and you’re tryin and yew tchrying and yew can’t find yew timing and yew chwying and tchimee and becuz u twying u just can’t chime ur tchwining”

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Mauricio Dubon blue square is going to hit like fucking fent insofar as I will die from an overload of pleasure

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Why are homeruns off the foul pole twice as sweet? If it was a kicker we’d call him a bum

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He’s gonna wear a dodgers hat in his HOF induction. Braves country owes him nothing except a thank you and then grab a canapé and see if we can run down Maddox before he leaves

[Dalton @daltine_cracker]

Freddie does not deserve any more standing ovations. It's been 5 years, its past time to stop doing that

[Dalton @daltine_cracker]

Freddie does not deserve any more standing ovations. It's been 5 years, its past time to stop doing that

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Canonize this bitch @Pontifex

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Can’t wait to see how high iggy raises his hands to god if he gets out of this one. Bitch should be canonized. 3rd miracle

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Welp. Ya fucked it mate

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This is Raisels moment. This is his time. :channeling every hype video Braves or not I’ve ever seen:

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& strikeout

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Austin Riley can’t cook, all they know is mcdonald's, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip & strikeout

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I love any scandal that involves the dodgers and takes that dweeb jeff passan down as collateral damage

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Braves are a Mickey Mouse team compared to this dopesick porn addicted pyramid scheme slicked back hair Michael Mouse Dodgers team

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Sean Murphy looks like just some guy they picked up off the street to take hacks against major league pitching for content