gyozacrevettevapeur

[‏َ @dimzykdl]

l’époque où mon seul rêve était de faire une commande my american market et filmer une vidéo dégustation

[ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ @justprince]

i miss the golden age of DVD where every menu would be like this

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

Ryan winning an award for a movie about
WOMEN instead of Margot just proves the whole point of the barbie movie

[moussa ⵛ @ArobaseMoussa]

Les petis ajd ils veulent des iPhone 17 alors que moi je voulais juste ça

[vicky @byersapologistt]

looking like an angel on the walls of versailles

[Celestia 🥀 @Celestiia__]

T’es une fille dans les années 2000 sur internet

[asopp @asopp_D]

moi qui me retrouve à faire le tour du magasin car y'a déjà une personne dans le rayon dans lequel je voulais y aller

[𝚣𝚎𝚎𝚣 @wtfzeezco]

when you finally get 8 hrs sleep & it genuinely starts making sense why they recommend it

[Poë 🌱🎀💖 @papannepo]

Tu crois que t’es pinkman mais en fait t’es squeezie

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

schools were shaken and the cafeteria was never the same after that

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @fw_lennox1]

the inside of my head as soon as someone starts explaining the rules to a card game:

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

sometimes i wish jobs didn’t exist and that humans were free to just enjoy their existence on this planet.

[🦭 @regalwonders]

when you’re returning to india and it is not far enough

[jimmy @jimmysoldout]

The Beautiful Liar of our generation is coming

[gio 𓅨 SOTR ERA @itchyhaybitchy]

will he wear wigs tho

[vero @viscunts]

when i break into someone's house but they're watching bridgerton season 2 episode 5

[定 @de3dsoul]

The future was much cooler in the past

[Verel @problemetik]

"are you busy?"

Me: "no"

*incoming video call*