Ann Temple Londrey

I'm cold

[Ann Temple Londrey @atlondrey]

There's been a murder 😖

[Khalid El Khatib @kmelkhat]

“Are you feeling rested after the long weekend??”

Me:

[Ann Temple Londrey @atlondrey]

If someone ever offers to buy you dinner, never argue enough to end up as the person paying

[Anthony Bourdain Fan Club @BourdainFanClub]

"I happen to believe that everybody in this world, at one point in their life, needs an ass kicking. It is an enlightening experience getting your ass kicked. When I got mine, I didn’t enjoy it, but it was a learning experience."
- Anthony Bourdain

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Who is representing this man

[Ann Temple Londrey @atlondrey]

Just saw a woman walking through my neighborhood with a floor length mink coat on. Never have I been more inspired

[Ann Temple Londrey @atlondrey]

My most controversial opinion is that I prefer the thin Oreos

[Anthony Bourdain Fan Club @BourdainFanClub]

"Prior preparation prevents poor performance"
- Anthony Bourdain

[Ann Temple Londrey @atlondrey]

Pain is forgetting your AirPods on night shift

[Ann Temple Londrey @atlondrey]

This is so upsetting
https://t.co/rv5vRwhWxQ

[Ann Temple Londrey @atlondrey]

The girl doing my pedicure also has her AirPods in and is clearly not interested in small talk. Glad to know we’re on the same page

[Ann Temple Londrey @atlondrey]

The smartest thing I ever did freshman year of college was befriend the guy who didn’t drink but still went to all the parties so when I was ready to go home he was always willing to drive me home

[Ann Temple Londrey @atlondrey]

Having pediatric patients for the first time in my career has been hard, I almost want to tell them every time I go in their room that I’m more afraid of them than they are of me

[Ann Temple Londrey @atlondrey]

This Gabby Petito case is fucking me up

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Two days in a row now I have gotten caught in the rain while walking my dog, forcing me to run and I don’t appreciate being forced to run.

[Ann Temple Londrey @atlondrey]

According to my patient, I made her cry within 5 minutes of meeting her which is a personal record for me

[Ann Temple Londrey @atlondrey]

Good news everybody, Kasey Musgraves new album is amazing

[Ann Temple Londrey @atlondrey]

I’m doing this thing right now where I can’t be bothered to watch any of the bachelor in paradise episodes but I listen to at least two podcasts at recap the entire thing so it’s like I’m watching it

[Ann Temple Londrey @atlondrey]

I would give my right great toe for a snack wrap from McDonald’s