Maddy White

oh no, diva down

[Maddy White @atmaddywhite]

@PopBase Justice for Dan!! 😭

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Fuck that rat fuck Punxsutawney Phil. Throw his ass in a crockpot

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

RT IF YOUR TEAM IS 5-0.

[Maddy White @atmaddywhite]

Kris Jenner looks younger than me

[Maddy White @atmaddywhite]

Last week at work an intern asked me how old I am and when I said 28 she audibly gasped

[Maddy White @atmaddywhite]

Did the movie Fat Albert exist or was that a fever dream

[skia 🧪 @P4SCALexe]

you have to be sick to find this attractive

[Maddy White @atmaddywhite]

@elonmusk sucks ass

[Maddy White @atmaddywhite]

No matter what’s going on in the world, as long as there’s a short guy doing handstand pushups in the corner of the gym, things are gonna be alright

[Maddy White @atmaddywhite]

PSA: don’t listen to “Rivers and Roads” unless you want to mentally spiral

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

them: “you seem like a quiet person”

me when i’m by myself:

[Maddy White @atmaddywhite]

@IllinoisAnswers @StevenCheah @BarstoolYak

[Chelsea Daley @chelsea_daley]

“You made that on canva?!”
Pls give me an iced coffee and two solid hours and I could make the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel on canva

[Vibin🤎 @wearevibin]

I will go home.

[Maddy White @atmaddywhite]

@lilhonkyass_ Brb stitching the hem

[Maddy White @atmaddywhite]

@trishapaytas @TheFifty50 🔥

[Maddy White @atmaddywhite]

@anniemaisocial One more edit

[Maddy White @atmaddywhite]

Never too busy to hype up my girls 😤

[gill @contactabrother]

Drunk

[Anyaanya @anya7585711]

Please excuse me while I slip into something more Klonapin.