Atman Koo

Bite-sized cartoons that decode the madness! here pint-sized schemer Halvin and meme-lord Doge roast the digital asset world, It's your hilarious HODL handbook!

[Atman Koo @AtmanKoo]

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[Bobby A @Bobby_1111888]

The only way to make real money in crypto is to invest in the higher timeframes. Everything else is bullshit.

[Atman Koo @AtmanKoo]

@AlfieJCarter 31

[Stockmoney Lizards @StockmoneyL]

Bitcoin

The next months will be be the ultimate time to position yourself. Make no mistake, anon.

2026 target: 100k - 120k
2027 target: 200k

[Zach Rynes | CLG @ChainLinkGod]

Look guys, it's actually really straightforward, a bunch of people staked their ETH on the Ethereum blockchain to earn yield, except they didn't want their capital to be locked up, so they actually staked with a liquid staking protocol called Lido who provided them a liquid staking receipt token called stETH, except they decided to juice their yield further by depositing their stETH receipt tokens into a restaking protocol called Eigenlayer, except they didn't want to lock up their capital, so they actually restaked with a liquid restaking protocol called KelpDAO who provided them with a liquid restaking receipt token called rsETH, except they decided to juice their yield further by depositing their rsETH tokens into a lending protocol called Aave so that they could open a leveraged looping position that borrows ETH against the rsETH collateral and restakes the ETH into rsETH which is then deposited as collateral, except it turns out rsETH used a cross-chain bridge called LayerZero that was hacked by north koreans causing rsETH to become undercollateralized and now these looping positions are stuck and unprofitable, and everyone is pointing fingers at each other, and also DeFi is a very serious industry

[Atman Koo @AtmanKoo]

@ProfHall1955 It doesn't vindicate her! I just appreciate following people who are thorough and precise in their criticism and that was lazy.

[Atman Koo @AtmanKoo]

“I witnessed things that were wrong,” she said of her visit. “I saw Arabs being thrown out of their houses in Jerusalem. But it was just the extraordinary magical energy of a country just beginning to put its roots in the ground. It was an amazing time to be here.”

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[Atman Koo @AtmanKoo]

@ProfHall1955 Damit Steve, I like following you. But for clarity sake please include the sentence before this quote... and include source!

[Camel Finance YT ⚡️ @camelfinance]

They gonna give me a second shot at selling the top of Bitcoin?

Lmao imagine it:

‘Well technically…’🤓

😂😂😂

[Phil 🪏 @phil_uplc]

Please @Cardano_CF fix this. The hook line on the Cardano website is actually incomprehensible and spends entire paragraph saying absolutely nothing.

The reader wants to hear the answer to "What is Cardano?"...

[Justin Bechler #BIP-110 @1914ad]

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[Atman Koo @AtmanKoo]

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[GROWGAMI @Growgami]

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[Camel Finance YT ⚡️ @camelfinance]

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[Adam Livingston @AdamBLiv]

🚨BREAKING: JPMORGAN WANTED A WAR WITH BITCOIN - NOW THEY HAVE ONE🚨

JPMorgan really thought they could kneecap MSTR and nobody would notice.

They thought Bitcoin people were still asleep, still obedient, still grateful to beg for “permission” from legacy banks that survived 2008 by getting bailed out like failed casinos.

Nah.

If a bank takes hostile shots at the companies you believe in, you don’t reward them with your business.

YOU WALK.

You move your capital, your brokerage accounts, and your attention to platforms that don’t actively spit in your face.

Nobody is telling anyone what to buy or sell.

Nobody is coordinating anything.

This is way simpler than that.

It’s called personal sovereignty.

If a megabank behaves like a political actor instead of a neutral financial institution, then investors have every right to take their portfolios somewhere else, somewhere that doesn’t treat Bitcoin-aligned companies like a threat.

You want to support MSTR, BTC, or any company building a better financial system?

Then keep your assets with brokerages that actually respect the future and don’t wage shadow campaigns against it.

Legacy institutions don’t get to sabotage innovation on Friday, then ask for your business on Monday.

Move where you’re respected.

Move where your capital isn’t collateral in somebody else’s agenda.

Move where your choices matter.

JPMorgan made their position clear.

Now investors get to make theirs.

BOYCOTT JPMORGAN.

[Willy Woo @willywoo]

@KobeissiLetter Downswings are from futures liquidations, not debt.

The debt market isn't over leveraged, in fact its in early stages of development. Let's compare debt vs size of the market.

Global Real Estate, $393T:
$65T of debt = 17%

Digital Assets, $3.5T:
$73B of debt = 2.1%

[Atman Koo @AtmanKoo]

@kurtwuckertjr @cryptorebel_SV Your replies suggested otherwise.

[Atman Koo @AtmanKoo]

@GabrieleProBet Yeah, that is the back of an LED wall.

[Atman Koo @AtmanKoo]

@kurtwuckertjr @cryptorebel_SV Authentically an LED wall.

[Atman Koo @AtmanKoo]

RT @hashdag: Dear crypto,

It starts and ends with txn ordering.

I’ve been digging/researching for a few years now into how to build a uni…