Hello I'd just like to let everyone know that the earth used to be flat but the force from the clapping of my ass cheeks as I traversed the globe bent it into the sphere it is today.
@clussysseur @chiki_maki Every second you live on this earth is making it actively worse for the people that have to be subjected to you, and I want you to know that you there is at least one decision you could make to improve it instead.
@VectorStYLSH3dx @eelguy_ There's a reason none of your family feel comfortable associating with you. It's because you're pathetic, the moment you open your mouth they all wander where they went wrong raising you as they watch you waste away in squalor. Do them a favor and leave, they'll be happier.
@aiduelist@mintae_chii The sooner you take your leave from this world every single member of your family that has to deal with the embarrassment of being associated with such a loser will be so much happier.