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Oh yeah, that’s why I don’t come on here anymore. Fully upset myself reading the last few days news stories and worse, the comments.

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@king_prawn1 Codes you say

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Watching a terrible Bollywood movie with my momma but we’re bonding so I will keep my hilarious comments to myself 🤭

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@LiberatedSoul_ Omg literally going througj the same, my left side feels horrible

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Vinted buyers need to chill out, not even been 5 minutes until a when are you posting??? Let me breathe?

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@Sana__Yusuf Come do mine 🙂🙂🙂

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I refuse to post nice things about my husband on Instagram because of 👀 I had a lot cuter things to say on my last post but deleted it all and made it out like I can’t stand him instead 😆

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Children, daddy is back for dinner time and bedtime, I am logging out

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@badlaamb Oh it’s late. She will never trust me ever again 🤣

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If Eid is on Tuesday, I am not prepared. If Eid is on Wednesday, I am not prepared. If Eid is next week, I am not prepared

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@Sana__Yusuf It’s not carrot cake so you can 🤐

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@saima_m26 My mouth talks and my brain doesn’t register…until way later 😭

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(Apparently not enough)

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WHY in Allahs name, did I promise to make THE Eid cake for both my in laws and my parents.

To top it off my sister (the baker) has been stressing me out with her questions, what do you mean how many eggs am I using 😭😭

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Husband took big boy to taraweeh and they’re still not home and I’ve turned into that worrying mother who can’t sleep until her child is home tucked into bed 🫣

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All kicking off in the worldwide statistics mailing list today. A sentence I never thought I’d say. But so many secret pro Is**** in our organisations, stay vigilant 👀

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Labour canvasser at our door tonight, just about starts with ‘salaams brother, will you be going to vote?’ to my husband who replies ‘Yes but I’m definitely not voting for Labour’

Man says ok nvm bye 😆
Quickest conversation ever

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Using Instagram as my therapy session again 😬

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Of course I love Ramadhan (you know why I have to start with this) but cannot wait to have a partner again at bedtime. My 2 crazies love me so much that they want me all the time at the same time to themselves 😵‍💫