Adam Parker

DC football - technology - agile - lean - flip-flops and “lacrosse, Liz Lemon, lacrosse.”

[Adam Parker @atom_parker]

@AmericanExpress I was a loyal customer for 26 years and you send ONLY 1 WARNING email before you close my account for inactivity. Customer service agent's response "we sent you an email in May". What a horrible customer experience. I'm done with you.

[Jordan Asri @wshingtontoday]

I don’t believe Ron Rivera and Jack Del Rio should keep their jobs by the end of this day

You’re getting diced up by an undrafted rookie QB

[Adam Parker @atom_parker]

Watching the @dallascowboys fail against the @49ers is therapy for the @Commanders failures against the @ChicagoBears

[Adam Parker @atom_parker]

@EricSchillerDev #HotTechnologyTakes

[Adam Parker @atom_parker]

@ShitFacilitator It will also shoot fresh markers at me on command like a lightsaber at the beginning of Return of the Jedi

[Adam Parker @atom_parker]

@ShitFacilitator My AI-based co-facilitator will handle these impediments in the future. I imagine it as a Star Wars Astromech droid like R2-D2 or Chopper.

[Adam Parker @atom_parker]

@ShitFacilitator @Postit I feel seen

[Kurt Bardella @kurtbardella]

The first interview Kennedy did as an official candidate for President was on Fox with Tucker. That pretty much sums it all up right there.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

How much should we be worried about @NoLabelsOrg? A lot says @TheRickWilson. Listen as he explains why they're a pro-Trump SuperPAC posing a major threat to democracy leading into the 2024 election cycle.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

The red line is when Republicans ended the national assault weapons ban.

[Adam Parker @atom_parker]

@FantasyPros

[Adam Parker @atom_parker]

@ShitFacilitator @Postit The last time I interacted with their Twitter account. Shared with much 💙

[Adam Parker @atom_parker]

@Postit why has it recently become so difficult to find 3x5 super sticky Marrakesh notes? I specifically want the 3x5 reds in that pack. I can't find them on any of the normal online or in-store retailers. Don't make my agile team use purple for bugs! :)

[Adam Parker @atom_parker]

@ShitFacilitator @Postit New closing mantra. I might gift these to SMs crossing the chasm.

[Adam Parker @atom_parker]

@jgallimore

[Adam Parker @atom_parker]

@jgallimore Yes. 1000x yes.

[Adam Parker @atom_parker]

@johncutlefish

[Adam Parker @atom_parker]

@samspurlin Does the fact that I don’t know what “selfer” is mean I am one? And that’s before you preceded with “hardcore quantified”. 🙇🏻‍♂️

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

How do you console an English
teacher?

There, their, they're.

[Tim Ottinger @tottinge]

@allenholub I like to say it’s a heuristic search algorithm for better ways of working. We were given the heuristics, and told that the way forward is to do it and help others do it.

[Adam Parker @atom_parker]

@ShitFacilitator @Postit Only if they’re Super Sticky. Otherwise, don’t call me.