Deon Pittman

its still Twitter around here

[Your OG 🐩 @LRNROSE]

was telling the vet how expensive dog treats are and she said just buy a box of cheerios. they like em and they low cal

[Yuki @Peakanime0]

She loved her idol, but hearing "It's embarrassing to see a fat girl in line" broke her 💔

[টaara🕷️ @taarafilms]

shang-chi’s first avengers level threat is doomsday bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Core Culture @coresculture]

StableRonaldo spent all of Streamer University trying to befriend Kai Cenat’s bodyguard Cudi, who pretended he wanted nothing to do with him 😭

A member of the Stable Community made the most wholesome edit of their entire journey, ending with Cudi finally giving in and showing Ron some love 🥹❤️

Credit - @Ochemtutorx

[big sister general @ademaximizer]

while i really do get that it’s not easy to leave when you’re in love, there are somethings we shouldn’t be able to fathom being said to us

[سيّن @imsommez]

Forget an age gap. Y’all ever experienced an intelligence gap?

[jass @JASS1000001]

He knew immediately he wasn't talking to his son

[Lord ✞ @LordofMafia_]

Ngl if we dating only one of us can be on twitter and its gone be me

[erin proctor @postproctorism]

my sister out here calling my non-binary fiancé her “other-in-law” it’s actually pretty funny

[LV ★ @LV2DIE4]

Having too many days off makes me never want to go back to work lol

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

Why tf do I keep convincing myself I can get ready in 15 minutes when I’ve repeatedly proven that I can’t

[99 Majik @99Majik]

Niggas jealous of your results but laugh at your process. Bitch ass niggas

[Ked the Entertainer🔜 Hibernation @K3DthePro]

MCU should have just recast Kang. That's my main criticism. Kang is a character you can get away with recasting.

[Buckley 3.0 @abuckl3y]

Copilot and outlook are the two biggest pieces of fucking shit in existence

[Neet @neet_sol]

A nationwide “worker shortage” and 5 round job interviews existing simultaneously is pretty funny

[tæ✨ @taenamors]

they are keeping the woman who stopped an incursion potentially bedridden in a movie abt incursions bcs avengers movies have turned into a popularity contest instead of actual cohesive, sensible storytelling

[kewlshrek @kewlshrek]

Watched Obsession. Way too many employees in that music store

[TZ 🍉 @litewski]

this was honestly a great message for kids too to be kind and courteous with their friends and help however you can esp if they have a disability 😭

[Queen Barbie 🫦🌺💦 @Queengreat_bad]

A free trial should never require your card details period.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

NEW YORK (AP) — Judge says Paramount and Warner must halt merger for at least two weeks, granting states' request.