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edit Oct 2026: updated by added "un" due to age

im honestly only here to argue and call out the boolshit

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@North_Woods_Man @LpmcBryce @LPNH I see. BTW just a heads up "god" isn't a real thing, it's just children's make-believe like santa, anyway good day to you god bless 🙏

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@wabagrill since you got rid of plantspired as an option you should put human dicks on your menu in its stead. Since for sure you're serving up chicken, bovine, and shrimp dicks anyway

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@LpmcBryce @LPNH "Alternate" lifestyles as opposed to, what? Pre-ordained? Tracked? Lawful? Forced? Directed? Fixed? Don't say "traditional" because you will have to define exactly what that looks like given that in no point in human history has any lifestyle been static save for indigenous PNG

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@ThomasLipari @North_Woods_Man @LpmcBryce @LPNH I'm not following. This is like making Shakespeare of Seuss

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@LPNH You guys are doing a great job coming off like a smarmy of repressed edgelords desperate to suckle on the teat of corporate daddy in hopes of wearing his shiny polished unscuffed boots some day

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@LPNH @MrBiberty What the fuck is a "liberty rating" and "freedom index" lol.

I could make a liberty rating chart and rank people without saying that their liberty rating is measured by how much dog shit is on their shoe

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@LPNH Socialists, communists, and other far lefties killed Nazis and other fascist groups too. So what's your point?

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@whitestrike00 This is good. It is time for you all to wake up and strike over the ever-worsening exploitation of yourselves that 90% of you keeping voting to continue happening. Seriously. This won't end until white people snap out of the delusional lie of trickle down economics

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@RiverNj @LPNH If that means he was completely alien to science then sure that would make sense as he was famously unscientific in his...speculations about the workings of economy

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@LPNH Ah so your take is that the assassinations were good.

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@LPNH Ah the ol' "It's coming right for us!" pre-emptive "self-defense" tactic straight out of South Park. It's like you guys are determined to manifest every exaggerated joke about you into reality--a true hallmark of being shitty to the core. What a culture you have!

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@Xfinity @XfinitySupport @XfinityCenter Xfinity lies to customers about services outages being ~planned maintenance~ so they can deny applying billing credits for outages. Tell me why customers are not ever notified of any of this "maintenence" ahead of time? #slime #trump

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The only reason I'm back on this platform is to put corporations on blast for their bullshit. Public pressure as a driving force has dropped dramatically in recent years so they think they can get away with squeezing us

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@MetaQuestVR @Meta there is no excuse for the Browser app to still be so shitty and still not support extensions yet. All I can think is you purposefully are preventing ad blockers for the revenue, but that would be really stupid of you

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A big F U to @Disney @hulu @HBO for increasing inflation and being slimy little greedlords. Right wing morons continue to think giving tax breaks to corporations will lower prices. #inflation #economy #napster #greed #America #conservative #republican #bullshit

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Happy clappy birthday to @BRITTANY_AVALON

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I'm fuckin...35. When the hell did 31-34 happen?

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@Alparition @paulbensonsucks @HasseEnstrom @DiscussingFilm People have been talking shit on bud light for years comparing it to water and piss, but this hero will get no credit for getting consies to move on to better quality brews

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@Alparition @Spatzzzleee @DiscussingFilm Wondering actually is exhausting if there's any processing involved