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legalize mids

[∿ @somewheresy]

I love these videos. “Yes! I want my country to collapse! I will surely not be the very first group to be flayed and strung from a tree by a 17 year old with an SKS as a psychological memorial in the resulting Flour Wars”

[Steven Breech @steviebreech]

Happy 4th of July!!!!

[Kirk O’baine @crazysodomite]

Taylor heading back from MSG to her hotel in midtown

[Dr. Dad, PhD 🔄🔼◀️🔽▶️ @GarrettPetersen]

I love Plato's allegory of the cave, because he's so clearly searching for television as an example, but it won't be invented for thousands of years, so he has to basically invent the concept of a projector (light source + shadow puppets) just for his hypothetical to work.

[wil michael @wilplatypus]

this dream is ending soon

[Sela @Sela2941]

The Largest Weapon in Human History🚀

[TUPACABRA @tupacabra]

🚨 One of the worst MK ULTRA experiments ran on unwitting citizens I've ever heard of.

Psychic Driving was developed by a psychotic doctor from Canada and was so effective in destroying the minds of patients that the CIA immediately incorporated it into the MK ULTRA program. 🤯

[Καλός @realKalos]

Christcucks will say it's fake.

[🕊️ @lichthauch]

Moses didn't get the promised land. he walked forty years for it, he lost his family for it, he stood in front of God for it, his face melted for it, and at the end God said you can see it from here but you're not going in. and he died on the mountain looking at it. God's favorite guy, the one who actually talked to him face to face, died in the desert looking at the thing he never got. now tell again how you deserved that promotion and God isn't answering your prayers. moses entire function was the walking, not the arriving. the forty years of shut up and move your feet when nobody believes you, including most mornings yourself. the promised land was always the desert. the desert is where he talks, the desert is where he needs you. and you hate that. i do too

[Slumdog_Chillionaire @SlumRNA_Dog]

Boomer men will be like “you know what’d be a great idea? A late in life second marriage to a woman that will try to steal my estate from my children for the benefit of her own after I die. I can’t see how that would be bad at all. Fuck it, I’m gonna do it.”

[g @atomicfunkmonk]

@CravenMoorehed_ @TheGroypening @IrshadHussein11 @ShanePandeSA @NickJFuentes u writing this tweet

[chad @chasedbywasps]

Foster the people? Imagine dragons? yeah, buddy, any other chores I can help you out with? oh brother

[doomer @uncledoomer]

first beer of the weekend has been opened

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

I remember when this song was big one of my coworkers came in and sat down and played it on speaker phone while looking into the distance thoughtfully like we were about to go down into the coal mines or something

[Psyberdelic @Psyberdelic_]

Brought a date back to my place and she immediately started asking shit like "why are the trash bags filled with crushed beer cans" and "why doesn't your bed have sheets". Bitch I took you to Red Lobster and this is a trailer. I'm White trash

[g @atomicfunkmonk]

sometimes the problems are solved before they even arise

[tetraspace 💎⏹️🇺🇳 @TetraspaceWest]

its funny how there is a well-known public reason for the second amendment that everyone hears about it school and it's a legal grey area to talk about it

[tetraspace 💎⏹️🇺🇳 @TetraspaceWest]

americans have guns to protect their property from criminals, and to have fun at the range, and also, y'know, the implication.

[ArtButMakeItNow @artbutnow]

1944-N No. 2, by Clyfford Still, 1944

[chrome @mirthpilled]

George: "Jerry! You're not gonna believe this! Y'know that leftist girl with the big glasses who had me Venmo her $300 for rent money? She called it 'mutual aid'?"

Jerry: "I still can't believe that.. You won't even spot me 5 bucks for a sandwich.."

George: "This was different! She had that 'The system is crushing me' thing going on. I figured she'd be grateful.. she'd see I'm evolved. And *chokes back tears* she.. I just heard she killed herself!"

Jerry: "Oh my God."

George: "Oh my God is right! I'm out 300 bucks!"

Jerry: "George.. The woman is dead. That money was a gift. You're seriously worried about that at a time like this?"

George: "It wasn't a gift; it was an investment! An investment in her continued existence. And she defaulted! She took the ultimate exit strategy and left me holding the bag!"