CD Cabrera

Purple

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

A coach is someone who can give correction without causing resentment.

—John Wooden

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

Me reviewing 500 lines of code in a PR

▶ 🔘──────── 00:03

Me reviewing 10 lines of code in a PR

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[CD Cabrera @atomiclingo]

Arghhhh predictive algorithms labeled under the work of AI, that’s fine, but get the dang context correct on your blasted articles

[CD Cabrera @atomiclingo]

Arghhh #ksp one of many who changed terms of service on long time supporters... amped up enough to propose a “consumer terms of consumption” (with the caveat don’t be a jerk) it only consists of one line ...

[CD Cabrera @atomiclingo]

needed a quick, local run mock API. spec wasnt in an easily accessible format, rolled a quick mock generator with Docker. generate a mock server using apidoc inline API annotations ... https://t.co/cyJeRHtCTr

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

That one developer still using a Gruntfile

[CD Cabrera @atomiclingo]

Whoops! When you label anything in within a NPM script “NPM run :clean” and then proceed to read it out during a meeting

[CD Cabrera @atomiclingo]

Somehow managed to peak for the year... yup I’m kid

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

1969:
-what're you doing with that 2KB of RAM?
-sending people to the moon

2017:
-what're you doing with that 1.5GB of RAM?
-running Slack

[CD Cabrera @atomiclingo]

Having walked into the middle of a convo. “[Quick, need to drain laptop in less thn 10]”, “[heh google most intense JS sites, pull a few]”, “[what no, turn brightness up & run a few nodejs intervals]”... “[forget that, go to this page at my former employers site, I wrote it...]”

[CD Cabrera @atomiclingo]

This isn’t normal right... https://t.co/hZRQ2Gdi8K ?

[CD Cabrera @atomiclingo]

Booting Atomic Word Smith 1.0.0...

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

for halloween I'm gonna dress up as a 20 minute stand-up

[CD Cabrera @atomiclingo]

Spends hours tweaking code highlight settings, opens code base, cringes, then promptly ignores all syntax to avoid being "that person"

[CD Cabrera @atomiclingo]

@LordAttercop Squish Squish… or lack of, made easy, woots

[CD Cabrera @atomiclingo]

@EmmettDavenport Squish Squish… or blink blink… that web development is appropriate

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

life is a constant battle of not knowing whether I want to quit programming forever, or if I just need 8 hours sleep.

[GitHub @github]

Designate code owners to automatically request their reviews whenever a pull request touches their files. https://t.co/3V90jfZHB0

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

No-one cared who I was until I opened up my text editor.

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

client: and you've tested the site in internet explorer?
me: ....yes.