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@daviddunn177 Every time she steps in dog shit, Charlie will be there

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@CinemaTweets1 Fvck Tom Cruise and his star power! I’m going to see Heart of the Beast ‘cause it’s got dog power!

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@ljulee98 That’s my favorite Pokémon, Chestasaur!

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@BabylonBiBi I know straight guys who go to the gay neighborhoods to buy the latest fashions. These alphas look like they went to the ladies section at Macy’s.

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@WarsawErik I would save the most compassionate, intelligent, friendliest, warmest, kindest, who would protect me and my family, ensuring that we’re safe, loved and happy: The dog.

Then I’d throw some chum in the water and watch as a great white shark takes each of them out. One by one.

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@ReelMFishman Finally! Some maturity in the entertainment industry!

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@peyerdaniel Right - you work hard on that body,,, show it off! We need the inspiration!

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@LthrLa This is why god created the internet! Kash Patel has a besteality request,,, do BJ and the Bear next!

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@BY1959 His cellmate, Bubba, is gonna love his purdy mouth!

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@Suzierizzo1 Who do you have to fvck to get a docuseries on Amazon?!?!

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@PickliciousF Stay there. I’m calling PETA now.

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@TheView Does she still believe the earth is flat?

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@Ok_Cinema0 James Earl Jones

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@Randomjanitor86 Do they have make-up artists in prison? He’ll want to look his most attractive for his new cellmate, Bubba.

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@GlobalBoxOffice We’re in a country that is steeped in daily corruption right in front of our eyes thanks to social media. WHY THE FUCK would I want to see a movie about corruption staring an over-acting narcissist who always has to have his name above the title? Nothing appealing about this.

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@GOP__Ls What is his fixation with assassination? Is that why he staged his own?

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@sedwardskc Hard pass.

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@KoolKidDave @thecarlosking_ What a cunt. She could give a shit. She’s just trying to be funny and how dare anyone question her.

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@TheBrianShapiro Hey! Using the word ‘fucking’ is not nice! She simply made mad passionate animalistic love to her staffers culminating in a sweaty, pulsating, fleshy, white gooey volcanic explosion with a force not witnessed since the mighty eruption of Mount Vesuvius!!!!!!

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@ToriatheistTori LOL! That’s funny!

LOL.