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former notary public

[abbie @atorg]

"Shut the fuck up Chuck Woolery" is my everything, forever. https://t.co/4DTzITHpmr

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@ChicagoCAPS12 @SPOTNEWSonIG v cool placemats

[abbie @atorg]

This project plus make payday loans illegal and I'll totally work there for a living wage.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Our latest project: pilot projects to get fee-free ATMs, check cashing, and wire transfers at the Post Office 📬

Because it’s ridiculous to get price gouged for accessing your *own* money!

Shout out to @SenGillibrand, @BillPascrell, & @RepMarcyKaptur for helping lead on this

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Another wooden ball!!! Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?? I have like 12 already

[abbie @atorg]

Fuck Dr. Deborah Birx. Stop interviewing her.

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@broox Efffff, I'm so sorry Broox.

[abbie @atorg]

@ejacqui I predict the results will be inconclusive and there will be an egregious misspelling of your name.

[abbie @atorg]

@imjasondiamond Thank you for using 'hone' and not 'home'.

[V 🦋 @atomic_victoria]

Hey parents, if your schools and daycares are still closed you can take partial paid leave during Covid to care for your kids: https://t.co/XZbdBnkoXW

[abbie @atorg]

The temp agency sent me.

[status annoyicus @medburnbook]

Tell me why you went into your field in 5 words or less.

[justin massa @justinmassa]

we learned about 2 weeks ago that my 87 y/o grandmother's sitter in her nursing home tested positive for C19. the sitter wore a mask and shield the entire time they were together. my grandmother has just tested negative for C19.

WEAR A FUCKING MASK.

[abbie @atorg]

@imjasondiamond And don't forget they're talking to each other, too.

[Big Brother @I_amBigBrother]

The whole country could be tested by tomorrow if they let the Portillos drive-thru crew handle it.

[abbie @atorg]

@tolar fantastic theme song

[abbie @atorg]

@tolar As he often does, Tolar.

[abbie @atorg]

@imjasondiamond Oh, man. This was peak Metro/Smartbar/record store time for me. Electroclash was kind of happening in the background but I know I paid attention cuz it's still some of the only stuff I vividly remember from those times. But such good-awful times and a blur they were.

[abbie @atorg]

third grade

[abbie @atorg]

Hey, pickpocketer. You already have literally all of my holiday shopping money. At least mail me the wallet. It was a very special gift and means a lot. Please.

[abbie @atorg]

@ejacqui This is all I've ever wanted.

[abbie @atorg]

@victoriap8er Please update your LinkedIn profile too reflect your new title. (Congrats!) Thank you in advance for your prompt action to the completion of this request. xo

[abbie @atorg]

@CLINT Same. Looking forward to disrupting the homemaker industry along with you, @CLINT.